kate/martina shtuffshhhh

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kate: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives

martina: I wake up at 4:30 AM

kate:

kate: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives


*kate and martina skipping stones on lake* 

 Martina: It's such a beautiful evening. 

 Kate, whispering: Take that you f*****g lake


Martina: Can you please be serious for five minutes?

Kate: My record is four, but I think I can do it.


Martina, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something.

Kate: I saw a squirrel in a tree today!

Martina, with the tone of someone who is used to kate: Outstanding.

Martina: This is what I'm talking about people. 

martina: kate and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's- 

Kate: Sentences.

Martina: Don't interrupt me


martina: Hey, you want some leftovers?

kate: What's that?

martina: You've never had leftovers???

kate: No, because I'm not a quitter.


martina: It's dark in here

kate: Don't worry dude I got this

kate: *Stomps their feet*

kate: *Skechers light up*



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