A/N: i'm literally just stalling the lunar invasion at this rate
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EoC: your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. It probably thinks 'here comes the warmth slab!'
Skeletron: wrong.
Skeletron: it thinks 'god, i hope this dipshit doesn't spill beans all over me, who tf even eats beans in bed?'
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Retinazer: do you love Destroyer?
SP; yeah, i do
Retinazer: Spazmatism! i told you i knew it! you owe me 100 bucks!
Spazmatism: we all love Destroyer. you've should've asked if he was IN love with her.
Retinazer: i thought it was implied.
Spazmatism: ...
SP: ....
Retinazer: ....
SP, looking straight at Spazmatism: congrats Retinazer, you just won 100 bucks.
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Vortex: we can't tell you, because you're not a member of the club.
Lunatic Cultist: what club?
Solar: the 'hating Lunatic Cultist' club
Lunatic Cultist: the heck? i should be the leader of that club!
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Plantera: i'm strong! i beat Golem at wrestling!
Duke Fishron: anyone can beat Golem at wrestling.
Golem: hey-
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BoC: do you like the food i made?
EoW: no, not really.
BoC: but i put my heart and soul into it!
EoW: no wonder it tastes so cold and dead.
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Lunatic Cultist: help! i'm drowning!
Moonlord: calm down, we're only six feet in water.
Lunatic Cultist: not all of us are tall!
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Retinazer: name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and anxiety. i'll wait.
Spazmatism: you and me!
Retinazer, tearing up: okay.
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EoC: it's locked. you gotta lock pick?
King Slime: yeah-
Deerclops: *kicks down door*
A/N: we gottem deerclops too :))
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Wall of Flesh, hungover: please tell me i'm imagining that i claimed i was the king of all ducks
Queen Bee: i would, but then i would be lying to the king of all ducks.
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Queen Slime: seriously empress of light, how many people would you have killed if i asked you to?
EoL: not important.
Queen Slime: I DISAGREE.
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Plantera: how have none of you heard what i just said?!
Destroyer: i've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
SP: i got distracted halfway through.
Golem: ignoring you was a conscious decision.
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Vortex: Nebula, we're hungry!
Solar: Nebula! What's for dinner?
Stardust: we're hungry, Nebula!
Nebula, frying a bottle of ketchup over a stove: *screams*
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A/N: next chapter is the lunar invasion! perhaps the player may do some post-moon lord stuff too, who knows?
anyways i added the pillars and deerclops because why not, also no i don't ship any bosses- not yet anyways-
whelp adios *disappears*
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