Nerd Universe

How to tell a Real Nerd from a Fake Nerd. [Nerd Universe Chapter One]

Greetings, fellow Jedi's, or Sith's. I am Yodaette from the Candyland. And I am here to tell you all about nerds. Let's begin, shall we? Well here goes;

Real Nerds;

We nerds love our books. We can't hide that fact. It's a part of the Nerd Nature, or NN for short.
That's why the Jock-butts bully us. They're not smart; they're just incredibly good looking, you see? No? Alright, here's an example;

Nerds: We are smart, but we don't look good.

Jocks: We look good, but we aren't smart

^^ See the difference? No nerd looks good. None of us do. In fact; that's what makes us unique,

Intelligence> Good Looks.
Good Looks< Intelligence.

We nerds depend on the NU to stay awesome in our own way. Without the NU, we're doomed. That's the purpose of every, single, Jock, to wreck the NU. I think. So fellow Nerd-ettes, whenever you are approached by a jock, whether you like him or not, say no to him.

It's better to be single up to a certain age in life, than to have your heart broken by a no good-two timing- dirtbag.

Jussayin.

And for the Nerds; If you end up being a single multimillionare, and a blonde goldigger wants to be all touch-ee-feel-ee with you, (which she didn't want to back in school,) it's best to either;

Dump her right there right then

Or

Take her in and see how far your "love boat" sails.

Since when did this book become a flippin relationship advice book? Anyways, back on track about real and fake nerds.

So a real nerd is;

Obbsessed with games, movies, we'll continue this in other chapters.

Fake Nerds.

They look perfs, they smell perfs. They are bassically the epitiome of "perfect".
You ask them about SWs, they give you a "Sith is green, Jedz Is Red".

Watcha know bout me? My lipgloss is poppin'.

Their main purpose is to make you go, "Why do I look like this?" And such.

They wear glasses to try and "fit in". Lolz. We nerds stand out. CAN I GET AN AMEN!?

You'll know a fake and realsie nerd when you see one.

Brofist?