Unpredictable: a 5sos one shot compilation

Calum reads a Malum fanfiction

We decided to write this because you know. imagine if one of the guys stumbled across a very shippy fanfic about them.

(plus MALUM IS THE BEST SHIP)
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Calum scratched his head. He was bored. Luke and Ashton went shopping unexpectedly, and Michael was at his friend's place watching a movie. He had nothing to do. He stretched out on the couch and pulled out his phone. He opened safari and decided to type in his name 'Calum Hood'.

One of the links that popped up lead to urban dictionary. He couldn't help himself. He clicked on it.

"Calum Hood is in a band called 5 seconds of summer. He's so cute like a little puppy but then .4 seconds later he turns into this sexy little shit. He's so sexy he's just a ball of australian sex. He occasionally slaps the bass but I think he really means ass. He plays soccer too which is also really sexy. He has really nice lips that make you vomit. He glued a Cincinnati Reds snapback to his head. He's the only person on this planet who still looks hot while wearing an Adventure Time watch. He also thinks he's this rapper named Cash Money and he ships himself with Chris Brown."

Calum began to laugh. He found himself snorting and crying. He couldn't stop. The way the definition described him, it sounded ridiculous, yet so true. He wiped the tears of laughter from his eyes and decided to look through the other options.

"Malum fanfic" read one of the results. Calum was confused. He clicked in the link and began to read.

It was after about 3 hours of consistent and focused reading when Calum, terrified and mildly traumatized heard the sound of a door opening.

Michael stepped in, flinging his jacket down on the couch beside Calum. He sighed, throwing his feet over the coffee table in their hotel.

"Hey, I'm back mate what've you been up to?"

"First of all I would never be the bottom."

"What?"

"And am I really the girly one in this relationship I mean you're the one who dyed his hair pink."

"What are you-"

"And why would we act so in love after having only known each other for a day I mean we're practically making out in the first hour we met!"

"You know I'm just gonna-"

"I'm totally more dominant than you."

"Hide here until the others get back-"

"No come over here we're taking a selfie and I'm going to prove how much more manly I am."

"-you're acting kind of-"

" The internet deserves to know THE TRUTH."

" Luke? Ashton? HELP IM SCARED."

"GET BACK HERE."

Later on, when Ashton and Luke returned to a completely trashed hotel room, a traumatized Michael and a maniacally laughing Calum, they unanimously decided to not question anything.