Me x Luisa from Encanto

The First Bisexual

Dolores was hearing shit. 

No, she's not schizophrenic. That's her uncle.

You see, Dolores is one of the many children of the amazing Madrigal family that resides in a hidden village called an Encanto in Colombia. Each of these children were bestowed with magical gifts to make the family stronger after Abuela lost her home and was forced to migrate after the Thousand Day War. Tough shit. But everything was ok now! 

Physically. Abuela is a bitch who emotionally traumatizes all her kids and grandkids for the entirety of the movie.

But anyway. The power Dolores gained was super-sensitive hearing that allowed her to hear anything. 

That's fucking right gring"x"s. This bitch heard you being conceived. She hears you fapping. This bitch is like Big Brother from the hit novel, "1984", by George Orwell, written in 1948. She hears everything you say. Everything you do. Every step you take. This bitch is like Sting. This bitch is like the police. The band, too. 

But enough about that. What was bothering Dolores on this fine night was her younger sister, Luisa, who the wiki says is around 19 which makes her perfectly legal since the age of consent in Colombia is 14 (as I have discovered through research on my school account). 

She heard Luisa listening to girl in red and complaining about wanting a girlfriend to her friends on Discord.

You may be wondering. Hey, you said this story happened not long after the Thousand Day War! That means this story takes place in the early 20th century, meaning girl in red and Discord did not exist yet!

This is a story about a fucking magic house and people with superpowers, dumb bitch. I'm sure they could've invented Discord singlehandedly in the time it takes you to complain. 

Anyway. Back to the story.

Dolores knew her sister was a lesbian, of course-- that isn't really something that's easy to hide from someone who could hear everything. She knew all the family secrets, and besides, this wasn't really a secret at all. This family was surprisingly LGBT friendly for a 1950s family. Mirabel is bisexual, evidenced by the bi rainbow pin she has on her clothes. 

THAT'S FUCKING RIGHT. IT'S THE 1950S AND SHE HAS A BI PIN, A FLAG THAT WAS INVENTED IN THE 1990S. MIRABEL WAS THE FIRST BISEXUAL.

No. It wasn't a secret, by any means. The reason Dolores was particularly intrigued this night was because there was another frequency she was picking up nearby.

The frequency of a sixteen year old white girl who shared the same woes as her sister.

Well, similar. This girl seemed to want an older buff soft mommy dom himbo lady to sweep her off her feet.

And Luisa desperately wanted a girlfriend.

Dolores smiled. Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today.