It was a beautiful morning, little did I know that it would be more than ordinary.
As usual I went to starbux and got my favorite drink. A venti size of sussy baka with two pumps of caramel.
hmmm delicious.
As I take a stroll through the city something catches my attention. A library.
It maybe a surprise to some people that the strong and intelligent Rock, has never been to a library.
So I decided to go and have a look. Like the old saying goes "There's a first for everything".
I open the door of the little book place, as I do a bell rings alerting all of my enemies that I was there.
Out of nowhere 2 ninjas and Michael Jackson appear.
It's my time. My time to prove myself.
Michael starts to dance. The ninjas act like backup dancers. Hee hee. I started to breakdance trying to keep up and out do them.
Soon enough I realize that the breakdancing isn't gonna cut it. I got to pull out the big guns... I lift my leg. I AM THE BLACK SWAN!!!
Not long ago I had gotten a black belt in ballet you see. So yes. I am a pro.
And just like that I defeated Michael Jackson and the ninjas.
I hope they make a movie about this.
I can finally look around in peace.
I look to the left, to the right. Nothing catches my attention.. BUT. I look north and I see something shiny.
The hidden treasure among the coal.
I reach up to it and grab it.
A giant boulder appears and starts rolling in my direction. Recognizing my cousin I instantly start chit chat.
'Whatzup cousin Boulder!!" I exclaim.
"I haven't seen you in awhile :DD"
After some time and a one sided conversation I finally had some alone time.
I looked down at the object in my hand. A book called "The communist manifesto".
Now boys. I think I'm in love.
As they say "Love at first sight".
There's no chance I'll miss this opportunity to invite this gorgeous lady out on a date. I awkwardly laugh and say "W-would you- you like to go on a-a d-d-d-d-date with me?".
It felt like I was having a seizure and at the same time I was dyslexic.
She was silent. I presumed that m'lady was just really shy and took silence as a yes.
I felt shivers go down my back in excitement. Never have I met a beauty like this in my life.
Anyway I took her to a restaurant that I like. I ordered spaghetti with cheese for both of us. When our food came the spaghetti had no cheese. Granted the food was made by the worlds best chef Remy the rat. I cannot judge the master chef.
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After we were done and finished with our food I left the restaurant with Manifesto in my hands.
I realized that it was quite dark dark. A waman should not walk alone when it's this dark. So I brought her home. I told her that she can sleep at my house.
