50 Reasons Why You Should Date Me (OkiKagu)

20 Reasons Why You Should Date Me

        The Characters DO NOT belong to me
they belong to Hideaki Sorachi as well as the anime/manga Gintama. This is just for fun <3.

Sougo: "20 reasons why you should date me."

Kagura: "Huh?"

Reason 1
Sougo: "You heard me."
"Date me because I know you like me."

Kagura: "Why would you start it off like that Sadist, and no I don't like you."

Sougo: "Oh but you do, there's no reason to hide it." *that smirk*

Kagura: "Oi I said I don-"

Reason 2
Sougo: "Date me and you'll become my favorite slave."

Kagura: "Ew no way, I don't want to be your slave."

Sougo: "We'll see about that."

Reason 3
Sougo: "Date me and I'll never let anyone hurt or beat you."

Kagura: "Did I hear that right? You bump your head or something?"

Sougo: "That's because I'll be the one beating you."

Kagura: "You little shit, you're dead."

Reason 4
Sougo: "Date me and I'll let you sleep in my room whenever you feel like it."

Kagura: "Stuck in a room all night with you? No thanks."

Sougo: "Oh c'mon China you know sleeping with me wouldn't be so bad." *smirk*

Kagura: "Stop looking at me like that."

Reason 5
Sougo: "Date me and we can have 'fun' anytime you want."

Kagura: "You perverted piece of shit."

Sougo: "I like aggressive, I'll make you obey me though. Hm so what about it? Wanna give it a try China?"

Kagura: "No way Sa-"

Sougo quickly gets up from his side of the couch which is across from Kagura's and pins her down.

Kagura: "What the-"

Sougo leans his face in closer to Kagura's. The two are making direct eye contact until Sougo moves his eyes downward looking at Kagura's soft lips. She notices and reacts quickly enough to push Sougo off. Her blush intensified while quickly recalling what had just happened

Sougo: Tch.

Kagura's Thoughts: 'WHAT THE FUCK.
DID HE REALLY JUST DO THAT.
DID THAT REALLY JUST HAPPEN
AND WHY... did I like it.
Ugh ME LIKING HIM? Fuck.'

*lololol alright let's get back on track LMAO*

Sougo: "What's that blush for China?"

Kagura: "Sh-shut up sadist."

Reason 6
Sougo: "Date me and you can kiss me everyday as much as you want."

Kagura: "Bold now are we? HAHAHA can't believe you had the balls to say that. You really want me to kiss you that badly?"

Sougo: "I said as much as YOU want."

Kagura: "Mhm.."

Reason 7
Sougo: "Date me and I'll help you switch up that hairstyle of yours. Seriously doesn't that style get boring?"

Kagura: "HEY THIS IS WHAT DEFINES ME!"

Sougo: "Ah really now, alright then nevermind."

Kagura: Wait...well..the thing is I don't know how to do any other ones... really though you'll help me?"