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Nash: I died and came back as a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.

Jameson: *Screams*


Grayson: *Screams louder to assert dominance*

Avery: Should we do something?!

Xander, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.


Grayson: This is such a bad idea.

Avery: Then why are you coming along?

Grayson: One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.


Avery: Am I in trouble?

Oren: Take a guess.

Avery: No?

Oren: Take another guess.


Max: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?

Xander, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons

Max:

Max: fsh


Avery: What's a word that's a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?

Xander: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-

Max: Smad.


Grayson: Good morning.

Jameson: Good morning.

Avery: Good morning.

Xander: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.

Max: MORNING MOTHERFAXERS


Avery: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Jameson: Several traffic violations.

Grayson: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Max: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Jameson: Also, that's not our car.

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⏰ Last updated: Jan 07, 2022 ⏰

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