Surge: NOOOOOOO!!!
Vortex: Git gud kid!
Surge: I would've gotten 1st place if it wasn't for that stupid banana!
Scrap Joe: You think that's bad? I got hit by 20 blue shells!
MV: You guys need to shut up or I'm taking the switch!
X: Why can't anyone just get along?
*The screen goes black, then E Gadd's face appears*
Vortex: Uhhhh... is that the weirdo from Luigi's Mansion?
E Gadd: Don't panic, I'm testing something...
X: Testing what?
*The screen glows green, it starts sucking everyone in*
MV: I knew I shouldn't have gotten you fools this game for Christmas!
Vortex: It was the top of my list!
*Everyone gets sucked into the tv, eventually everyone wakes up to find themselves in a lab*
X: What's going on?
Scrap Joe: Is this a secret mode you can unlock?
E Gadd: Hello gamers, it looks like I have successfully connected our world to your world.
Surge: Why are you doing this?
E Gadd: I thought it would be cool if players could play inside the game.
MV: This is cool and all, but we want out.
E Gadd: You know... since it took a lot of effort to get this contraption to work, I'm gonna keep you around for this upcoming Grand Prix.
MV: Ugghhhh....
*E Gadd takes the gang to the Mario kart stadium*
E Gadd: Since there's five of you, and there are five races, there will be one person in each race, all of your points will be combined.
Scrap Joe: If I get hit by a single blue shell I'm gonna delete my entire hard-drive!
E Gadd: Oooh! A sentient robot. Fascinating...
Scrap Joe: Oh I'll show YOU something fascinating!!
*Scrap goes in to punch E Gadd's face in, but X stops him*
X: There is plenty of time to do that later. We gotta get back home first.
Scrap Joe: Then I can curbstomp him?
X: *Sigh* ...Fine...
Scrap Joe: *Squeel*
Vortex: Ok, so when's the race gonna start?
E Gadd: In about an hour. Now's the time to meet the competition and choose your karts.
MV: Ok, so we just do some racing and we're out of here? Easy.
E Gadd: Actually... You're going to need to win the Grand Prix to go home. :)
MV: ...Ok I'm gonna curbstomp him too lemme at him! LEMME AT HIM!!!!!
X: No, MV. No! NO!!
*X holds MV while she flails around trying to attack E Gadd*
E Gadd: Well, uhh, have fun!
*E Gadd bolts off*
MV: I'm gonna murder that man child one day...
*Everyone walks into the lobby room, where all the Mario characters are hanging out*
YOU ARE READING
Vortex's Improvised Adventures
AventureVortex and his friends (plus his mother) go on some Cliché yet otherworldly adventures. By the way, not all the art is mine. The 2D art is mine, while the 3D art is my friends
