It. Is. So. Fucking. Hot!
It was currently lunch and we sat outside for some ungodly reason. Why we couldn't sit inside where the A.C is, I don't know. Tori and I were fanning ourselves.
"Oh my god. I am so hot" Tori pants. I nod in agreement.
"Ain't that the truth" Rex laughs. We glare at him.
"What's the temperature now?" Beck asks.
"Well, uh... according to my pear pad.."
We all groan in annoyance.
"Here in Hollywood it is... 103 degrees" He says. We groan again.
"I'm this close to moving back to London" I say holding up my hand to the size of an ant.
"You're not going anywhere" Beck says. "Man I hate sweating"
"I know. My arms feel like warm wet ham" Tori says. We laugh.
"Hiii" Cat says joining us at our table.
"Hey Kit"
"I'm really hot but I'm still in a good mood" She says.
"Can't say the same" I say in the same tone as her. Jade then also joins us.
"Robbie, you done with that water?" She asks.
"No" He says hugging it.
"Give it to me" she threatens.
"Alright" Je gives up and hands it over. She then takes a swig. Then Tori leans in closer to her and begins touching her.
"What?!" Jade asks annoyed.
"You're not sweating" She says.
"Uhuh"
Tori frowns and begins feeling her again.
"Having fun there?"
"How can you not be sweating?" Tori asks in disbelief.
"I don't sweat" Jade says.
"Everyone sweats"
"Not Jade" Beck says.
"Jade never sweats" Robbie says.
"What do you mean she never sweats?"
"Sweating is gross so I don't do it" she explains.
"Lucky bitch" I mumble.
"So what you're just cold blooded?"
"Jade, cold blooded? What a surprise" Rex says. Beck and I laugh. Jade picks up a bottle of sunscreen and squirts it all over Rex's face.
"Ahh! That witch got sunscreen in my eyes! Help me Rob"
"It's okay" Robbie says and cleans it up.
"Now my face is gonna tan unevenly" he says.
"Sup amigos" Andre says sitting down. "Amigirls"
"What's all that money for?" I ask referring to the pile in his hand.
"Me, I set up a kitty pool over there and I'm charging people $5 for 5 minutes. Sinjin! You got three more minutes!" He says.
"Okay!" Sinjin yells as he sits in the pool.
"Smart man" I nod and he do our small hand shake.
"Is it true that sweat and pee are like 'cousins'?" Cat asks.
"What now?" Andre asks.
"Man how long is this heat wave gonna last?" Beck asks.
"They say till Tuesday" I answer.
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I will be your Valentine
FanfictionWhen Savannah Valentine moves back from England she was offered a place at Holly wood arts. She was excited to see her beloved sister Cat after being separated for two years. They saw each other on holidays but now they could finally be with each ot...
