Edward if a fucking lonley bitch so he decides to go the most unsafes school in the whole entire fucking universe.
there is a game that lasts a whole mother fucking year and has a chance to kill people. One of the champions lookes the exact same as edward but actually a fuckung human.
His name was cedric, Edward was a fucking weirdo and thought cedric was hot. And cedric turned out to be a gay mf who thought he was the sexiest man alive so edwatd and cedric dated. Cho was so angry she ask harry to the mother fucking ball like yo this tea is bat shit crazy.
in the last game edward watched inpatiently Because hes a little shit. He saw harry be the first one back and growled at all the people that cheeared bec it wasnt his ceddy weddy. but when the music stopped all the fucking non-existent colour drained from his face. "NO THATS MY CEDDY WEDDY BOO BOO POO BOO BEAR NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" edward screamed in pain. Cedric father ran down but edward was a fucking king at speed running so he fucking became a blue headgehog named sonic. He grabbed cedrics body and speed runed to 👹HELL👹 so he could be with his ceddy weddy beddy boo boo poo boo bear wear tear gare.
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Tragic love Edward Cullen X cedric diggory
RomanceI saw this in a tiktok comment i had to
