𝒃𝒆𝒕! || 𝐈. 𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐀𝐊𝐈

-- numbers

'Y/n, can you give me your number?' Itto asked. Y/n grimaced. 'Do i really have to?' Itto rolled his eyes. 'of course. otherwise ill slide my digits in to your Insta dms.' Y/n was internally horrified and briskly scribbled her number onto a scrap of paper and handed it to the ridiculously tall man. Itto punches the numbers into his phone.

After Y/n got home, she finds quite a few texts from Itto.

xxxx xxxx xxx xxxx
Unknown number

xxxx xxxx xxx xxxx: hey babe 🤣 you home? miss you :P

Me: Is this Itto?

xxxx xxxx xxx xxxx: The one and oni!

Y/n rolled her eyes and gave him a contact. It was quite surprising that he spoke like a mix between a grandpa that has never touched a phone before and a youtube shorts kid that has a sticky grimy iPad that he drools cookie crumbs on over social media.

xxxx xxxx xxx xxxx
pphead

pphead is typing...

pphead: whachu doing

Me: Your mom

pphead: ouhc :(

pphead: do you have roblox?

me: yes what kind of teenager doesn't

pphead: can i be ur rblx bf 😉

me: no kys

pphead: :(((

Y/n switched to her group chat with Ayaka and Yoimiya.

Discount 3 pack of sausages
3 members: Ayaya, Yoiyoi, Me

Me: guys help me im having a crisis

Ayaya: what type of crisis

Yoiyoi: Who what where when how

Me: I gave itto my number 🙁🙁

Yoiyoi: oopsie daisies for you lol ur so done! Hu tao is offering coupons for buy one get one free coffins if ur interested?

Ayaya: Rip Y/n she was loved by many, hated by some 💔

Me: im not dead tho?

Yoiyoi: Thats so sad alexa play despacito

Ayaya: Thats so sad alexa play despacito

Me: ihy

Yoiyoi: ily too bestie boo pookie dookie bear 💕

Me: but also itto asked me to be his rblx girlfriend lmao

Ayaya: What 😡 But im your rblx girlfriend tell this bitch to GO ‼️‼️

Me: dw ur always my no 1 babe 💕

xxxx xxxx xxx xxxx
pphead

pphead is typing...

pphead: hey bbgorl wanna go out to karaoke tmrw

Y/n was too stunned to speak.

Discount 3 pack of sausages
3 members: Ayaya, Arsonist, Me

Me: OML HE JUST ASKED ME OUT TO KARAOKE HELP ME

Yoiyoi: say yes

Me: why

Yoiyoi: because you can?

Me: but why

Yoiyoi: yeah

Ayaya: yeah

Me: ... I thought you guys were on my side

Y/n sighed deeply. 'Oh my archons, i cant believe im about to do this.'

xxxx xxxx xxx xxxx
pphead

Me: Fine 😒

pphead: I knew you'd cave to my superor wit and charm and swaggerness

Me: U aren't swag like at all
Me: and u aren't charming either
Me: or witty

pphead: thats so mean wtf

Authors note:
Ew had to fix this up so bad why was I so not-funny 2 years ago 😞😞