Person 1: Remember, you are what you eat.
Person 2: Then I need to eat a skinny person.
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Calories=little creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little tighter each night
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I am a brocali and look like a tree!
I am a walnut and look like a brain!
I am a mushroom and I hate this game!
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Strange new trend at the office. People are putting names on the food. Today I am having a sandwich named Kevin.
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1. Open fridge. Nothing to eat.
2. Open pantry. Nothing to eat.
3. Lower standards and repeat.
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