Vespa x casita

Cute love story

Vespa had just moved to a small town in Colombia. He was very nervous, but he really wanted to make new friends. He went around looking for people to talk to, but no one payed attention to poor vespa 🥺🥺. Then, he saw something that would change his life....

It was a large casita, at the top of the town. Vespa started blushing really hard. She was the prettiest thing he had ever seen. "I-I-I can do th-this.." vespa said. He drove up to casita. "H-hey 🥺"  shyly said vespa. "Um hi" said casita. "I saw you while I was just looking around and I thought u were c-cute.." Casita gasped, "You think I'm cute? 🥺" replied casita "mhm... wanna be mine?" "YES! :D" They start aggressively making out.

And thats how I met your mother - Vespa

Jk you little shits theres more to the story

Vespa and casita loved going on dates to a lovely restaurant called "Aborted Fetusses". The food there is delicious! They would always hang around with each other. The Madrigal family were confused asf about why there was a random ass vespa constantly driving around the casita, but they didn't think much of it. One day, vespa was acting strange. "Are you okay bubby wubby? 🥺" casita worriedly asked. "Well... theres something I've been meaning to ask you..." vespa pulled out a small black box. "Will you marry me? 🥺🥺❤️❤️" "OMGOMGOMGOMG HELL YES" casita screamed. Again, they started aggressively making out.

One day, vespa could hear that musty ass Abuela screaming at Mirabel for God knows what reason. Then, small cracks started showing on the casita. "What's going on???" Vespa asked. "I-I don't know.. I don't feel so good🙁" suddenly, casita started collapsing. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" screamed vespa. "GOODBYE MY BELOVED VESPA"

All that was left of her was just piles of bricks and dust. "N-no... 😢😢😭😭😭😓😓😰😰😥😥😪😪😭😭" vespa's heart smashed into millions of pieces. The Madrigals looked traumatised but vespa did not give a shit about them. At that moment, vespa had enough.. He turned to face that dumbass old grandma. "Say goodbye."

Vespa started zooming towards Abuela at full speed. He ran her over multiple times, when I tell you that this bitch died in an instant. At least the mf gets to see that Pedro guy. "WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK" Isabella screamed, "THE DAMN THING JUST KILLED ABUELA" . "Shut it or i'll run you over too" vespa said. That definitely shut her up.

Suddenly, the whole ass town started walking towards them while singing. Weirdos. They started building a new casita. Vespa just sat there crying.

After like 2 days a new one was already built. Vespa was confused asf about how they built it that fast but didn't question it, he was just excited to see casita again. After what felt like hours, that damn Mirabel put the door knob on. "OMG CASITA UR BACK!!! 🥺🥺😭😭😭😭😭" vespa shouted "VESPA I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!" Once again, they were making out.

Ok this time it's actually how I met your mother - Vespa