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xxvii. bruno

you are online!

you
psssssssssst
shinsou

new bff
Hmm?

you
i'm bored
wyd

new bff
I am doing homework

you
ughhh 😭
i'm bored and everyone else is busy

new bff
That is the life as a Class 1-A student
Have you done your homework?

you
yes i have
it was too easy

new bff
😒

you
WHAT

new bff
As soon as I join the hero course you're helping me with homework

you
omg bet
it's literally so easy

new bff
I hate you rn

you
wowwww
classist

new bff
What

you
you hate me because i'm in a hero course that's why 💔

new bff
No
Kind of

you
WOW
YOU EVEN ADMITTED TO IT

new bff
Ong

you
smh 😒
i should come over to your dorms

new bff
No
Don't do it L/n

you
and why not
are you masturbating 😳

new bff
You disgust me.

you
LMAOAIOAOAO
IM JOKING IK YOU AREN'T

new bff
I'm leaving you on delivered ✋

you
WOW
PLS SHINSOU I NEED FRIENDS

new bff
Not my problem 🙂

you
...
never gonna give you up
never gonna let you down
never gonna run around
and
dessert you

new bff
...
Never gonna make you cry

you
I KNEW YOU STILL LOVED ME

new bff
Absolutely not

you
heart 💔 been broke 📉 so many times ⏰ i don't know 🤔what to believe 💯

new bff
Cry

you
you're so dry 😐

new bff
I'm trying to do homework L/n

you
uGgHhHhHhH
asking aizawa rn if i can go to your dorm

new bff
L/n no

you
l/n yes

new bff
I will lock my door

you
SO MEAN
is it cause i have cooties

new bff
Yes

you
well jokes on you only boys have cooties 😋

new bff
Only clouds have cooties

you
THAT WAS A PERSONAL ATTACK

new bff
Good

you
...
racist

new bff
WHAT

you
you heard me

new bff
😐
Now I'm actually ignoring you

you
SHINSOU HITOSHI
IT ALMOST AUTOCORRECTED TO HITLER
SHNSOU ARE YOU HITLER
...
we don't talk about bruno
no no no no
we don't talk about bruno
BUT
it was my wedding day
IT WAS OUR WEDDING DAY
we were getting ready
and there wasn't a cloud in the sky
NO CLOUDS ALLOWED IN THE SKY
bruno walks in with a mischievous grin
THUNDERRRRR
you telling the story or am i?
i'm so mi vida go onnnn
bruno says it looks like rain
WHY DID HE TELL USSS
in doing so he floods my brain
ABEULA GET THE UMBRELLAS
married in a hurricaneeee
WHAT A JOYOUS DAY BUT ANYWAY
WE DON'T TALK ABOUT BRUNO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
WE DON'T TALK ABOUT BRUNOOO

new bff
STOP SPAMMING ME L/N

you
IM NOT SPAMMING SMH
ITS SINGING

new bff
FIND A NEW HOBBY
GO ANNOY KAMINARI OR SOMETHING

you
WHY
ITS MORE FUN TO ANNOY YOU

new bff
UGH
I'M MUTING YOU FOR A BIT

new bff had muted the chat for 12 hours!

new bff
Finally some peace

you
crying rn

new bff has been renamed!

raccoon headass
How original

you
ikr 😋
i'm so funny

raccoon headass
You wish you were

you
YK WHAT
IM LEAVING
GOODBYE

raccoon headass
Bye 👋

you
...
grew to live in fear of bruno stuttering or stumbling

raccoon headass
L/N

you
SHINSOU

raccoon headass
You're worse than a child

you
mccuse me
i'm proud of that

raccoon headass
You shouldn't be 😒
I'M GOING BACK TO HOMEWORK
STOP DISTRACTING ME

you
LMAOAOAOOA
FINE I'LL LEAVE YOU BE

raccoon headass
GOOD

you
BYE

raccoon headass
BYE

you
...
we don't talk about bruno

raccoon headass
L/N

you
OKOK FINE