Artist

Letter for the Press

I am an artist.

My name is Leo Davidson, I am a girl...I know it's odd that my name is Leo, but hey....my parents thought it was cute. I am 27 years old. I have been drawing since age 3, painting since 6, sculpting since I was 17. I love sculpting. Now, I know that my sculpting style is a bit...unconventional, but it is beautiful none-the-less. That is all you really need to know about me.

There are many reasons as to why I have decided to write to you. There are many details you have provided about me that are incorrect, some I can overlook, but others...are unforgivable. So, I have decided to give you a chance to correct the issue...and if you continue to distribute false information EVEN THOUGH I HAVE PROVIDED YOU WITH THE CORRECT DETAILS I may have to deal with this problem...personally. Take that back...I'm not going to give you a chance to correct your mistakes, I'll just give you an opportunity to wallow in what you have done wrong. In this letter I'm going to deal with the trivial matters first and then get to the brute of my problems toward the end.

First off, the order. If any of you have ever been curious as to what the order of my art was made, in comparison to the order that you have provided, I would like to inform you that there is a difference. You have told the public that the order is "Joanne, Lisa, Evelyn, Marlene, Cynthia, Tyler, Abigail, Rose, Lila, Joy, Irene, and then Cecelia." however, there are so many that have not been accounted for. This is the correct order, in full, "Joanne, Lisa, Evelyn, Marlene, Rosemary, Cynthia, Tyler, Rose, Lila, Haley, Joy, Meredith, Greta, Irene, Layla, Hallie, Carly, Rose, Cecelia, Abigail, Tiffany, Paula, and then Lavender." I don't like how you got the order completely wrong. That just proves how incompetent your team is.

Secondly, how incompetent you all are. At each of my creations I have left little clues as to where to find the next piece, also, I have made a pattern to allow you all to guess who will be my next "model", but since you can't figure out the order you are oblivious as to what the pattern may be. YOU CAN'T EVEN FIND ALL OF MY PIECES! This I can't really overlook. I started this journey with the soul purpose of leading you straight to me, to find my very last masterpiece...it was fun at first. I watched as you found each of my creations, but then you stopped finding them in the correct order. YOU RUINED MY GAME. So to combat this...inconvenience...I tried to make a different game. I tried to see how many I could create before you could find the next one...but that even failed. You are terrible at playing games, you lose every time. I've gotten bored.

Thirdly, you come up with the dumbest names. All the names that you have called me, starting with "The Ragdoll Killer", "The Makeup Killer", and then probably the dumbest of all, "Deadly Beauty" are horrible and are unworthy of titling me. I feel that all you focus on is the death, not the beauty of it. Yes, I take a beautiful person and release their soul from their body, but I also make them even more beautiful.

Lastly, you are all blind to art. I make a piece that would have made Da Vinci or Kahlo cry. None of you can get past the fact that it is a dead person...YOU ARE DELIBERATELY IGNORING MY WORK! I am going to make one final piece...but it will have many parts. It will be "executed" beautifully! I'm going to be sending this to you all with a beautifully time execution...I know that when you read this you all will be in a conference room...and I know that room locks from the outside. Oh, don't worry, there will be plenty of water, but only enough food as there is on each person...After you all have completed the deed I'm going to make you look beautiful. Then, when everything is done, I will call for a different press office to write about my work...lets hope they don't fuck it up as badly as you did.

Love,

The Beauty Guru

P.S. That is a worthy title for me...not what you all had concocted.