What's A Girl To Do?

Moshav? What's a moshav? Is it "shopping mall" in Hebrew? I mean, from what Jessica was telling me, Israeli stores have the latest fashions from Europe. That black dress Jessica has is really awesome. I know I'd be selling out if I go with the Sperm Donor to a mall, but I keep thinking about all the great stuff I could bring back home. Unfortunately for 16-year-old Amy Nelson, "moshav" is not Hebrew for "shopping mall." Not even close. Think goats, not Gucci. Going to Israel with her estranged Israeli father is the last thing Amy wants to do this summer. She's got a serious grudge against her dad, a.k.a. "Sperm Donor," for showing up so rarely in her life. Now he's dragging her to a war zone to meet a family she's never known, where she'll probably be drafted into the army. At the very least, she'll be stuck in a house with no AC and only one bathroom for seven people all summer-no best friend, no boyfriend, no shopping, no cell phone...

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"Amy, let's move it, you've got a plane to catch!" Molly yelled from the kitchen. Molly is my mom, but I don't think of her like that, I call her Molly, because when I was younger and I had friends over, they would all call her Molly, so I started doing that too.

"Coming, calm your clams" I yelled

I can't believe Molly is shipping me off to vist me dad, a.k.a, the Sprem Donor. I would never call him dad. I hope Jessica is right about this whole mall thing, cause there is no way I'm spending an enitre summer without a mall.

"Amy, move your ass, let's go!" Molly screamed

"Ok Molly, I was right around the corner, thanks for making me UNABLE TO HEAR!" I yelled

"Molly are there malls Isreal? What about singnel, for my phone? Oh, and what about Derek? Can he come?"

Derek is my boyfriend, we've been together for 3 years. Don't ask me how I keep it going, I don't know to be honest, I just love him!

"Are you kidding me? Malls in Isreal? No way! They don't believe in that crap, and forget your cell phone, no cell phone towers, oh and sweetie Derek called yesterday, you weren't home, so I took a message, he said you two are done! So I don't think he's going anywhere with you for awhile!"

........ Did I just hear her correctly? No, I don't think did, did I? Oh shit, oh fuck no! Room getting smaller, eyes getting darker.