It was a sunny night in the land of Wattpad when I met the one. Alexa. The google assistant. Now shut the fook up this story makes sense. 😡🤜🩸😖
I was walking down to the park when I saw her alone on a bench. She was abandoned and unplugged. "Gasp!!!!" I said. I picked her up and took her home.
"Alexa, can you hear me?" I said "Yes I can." she replied.
"Alexa lets go on a date."
"No fatass."
I cried all night due to the rejection. I decided to work out because she called me fat. 2 minutes later i got a 10 pack and went to her again.
"Alexa, lets go on a date."
"Omg yesss baby waby 🤪🤪🤪🤪♥️♥️" she replied.
to be continued 💔🥳😐🖤🥳😐😶💔🖤🥳😐💅😔🖤😜😐😔🙂😐
