True Love- A South Park Berserk Fan-Fiction

Chapter One: The Fateful Day That Changed Everything

It is a typical morning in South Park, Colorado. The sun is shining, the birds are chirping, and the ground is covered in snow. Everything is perfect, Randy Marsh thought. Randy Marsh has a wonderful life. He has a loving wife, Sharron, two 'perfect' kids named Stan and Shelly, and a nice affordable house in this beautiful small mountain town. Everything is going well for Randy, except for one thing. His wife wasn't enough for him.

You see, Randy wasn't feeling the same way about her. He was growing bored of Sharron. Nothing she did excited him anymore. He would often question why he was still with her. 

One day, Randy grew curious. Randy has always wonder what it would be like to have gay sex. As a straight male, he never knew how it worked, or even felt like. He and Sharron have been together since they were in high school. Randy was never able to experience what doing it with a man felt like, Until one day.

His best friend is Gerald Broflovski. Gerald is a Jewish male that has been friends with randy ever since they were children. Gerald always knew that Randy wanted to experience having sex with another man. Gerald did too. One night, all of the adult were invited to the towns yearly New Years Party. The party had everything that you would want while celebrating New Years, including drinks. Randy and Gerald drank a lot throughout the night. They were so wasted that they couldn't even think straight, literally. Gerald and Randy let their curiosity get to the best of them. They fucked. Since they were so wasted, Gerald forgot to use protection.

Weeks later, Randy started to feel shitty but just thought that he had a stomach bug. Little did he know, it was worst than a stomach bug. Sharron started to get concerned. Sharron convinced Randy to go to the doctors to see if everything was okay. Randy went to the doctors and was told some shocking news. He was pregnant. He could not let Sharron know. Him and Sharron haven't done it in months. If he told her, she would know that he cheated on her. Randy had no other option than to abort it.

Randy walked to Unplanned Parenthood. He scheduled an appointment. The latest appointment was in 3 days. Randy didn't know how he was going to pull that off. He begged to have an abortion right now. The doctor told him that he would have to wait, until Randy pulled out 200 dollars. Randy was able to bribe the doctor. Little did he know, the doctor was one of his son's friends. It was a little homosexual boy named Tweek. Tweek proceeded to abort Randy's unborn fetus. Randy thought that was the best decision that he has ever made.

When he got home he acted like he just had a stomach flu, Sharron believed him. One day, Randy walked down the stairs to see Sharron standing there with his phone.

'What is this?'

Randy was confused.

'What do you mean? That's my phone'

Sharron unlocked his phone and pulled up the messages app

'WHAT IS THIS RANDY?'

Randy thought he had nothing to hide

'Sharron what the fuck are you talking about?'

'Unplanned parenthood texted you, talking about YOU HAVING AN ABORTION. THIS IS BY FAR THE MOST FUCKED UP THING YOU HAVE DONE.'

'Sharron, let me explain..'

Sharron threw his phone on the ground

'YOU HAVE NOTHING TO EXPLAIN. I KNOW IT ALL.'

Randy stared at Sharron. He has been caught

'WHAT WERE YOU THINKING RANDY? WHAT THE FUCK WAS GOING THROUGH YOUR MIND?'

'SHARRON SHUT UP. IM TRYING TO TA-'

'NO YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP. WHO WAS SHE.'

Randy stood there and stared at her. He thought that she knew it was a guy. They stood there in silent for a good 10 seconds. During those 10 seconds of silence, Sharron realized that it wasn't a woman.