Desi has been up for 72 hours planning a direct study plan and a way to cheat without fail.
Pansy came in and she was drying her hair and she wanted to piss her off.
She blew the dryer making the plan go everywhere.
Half of it landed fine, messy but fine but there was a couple of pages that fell in the fire.
Desi was done at this point.
"I HATE YOU!!!!!!" Said desi.
"Oh well next time glue the papers down fully," said pansy.
"Pansy go get desi's laptop and stop fighting," said Draco.
"No, she's all wrong about this why should I help her," said pansy.
"YOU LITTLE BITCH I WILL END YOU!!!!" said desi.
"Draco why is desi screaming over a plan," said blaise.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP BLAISE, YOU GONNA TALK WHEN YOU MADE ME DO THIS!!!" Said desi.
"I WISH YOU COULD JUST FUCKING RELAX," said pansy.
"YOU THINK I WANTED THIS!!!" said desi.
"FUCK OFFFFFF," said desi.
Tom and mattheo were pissing themselves with laughter.
Pansy took the rest of the plan and burnt it.
"OK PANSY COME HERE!!!!!!" Said desi.
She shows pansy how fuming she is.
"YOU ARE GOING TO SIT THERE OK!!!" said desi.
She stayed there.
Desi sat her down with magic.
"SIT DOWN," said desi.
She stands up.
"LISTEN UP YOU BASTARDS, I'm going to redo this whole plan.
YOU SPEAK TO ME, BREATH NEAR ME OR VEX ME IN ANY WAY I WILL KILL YOU AND USE YOUR FLESH FOR PAPER.
TOM COFFEE, MATTHEO FUCK OFF AND GET THE LAPTOP, BLAISE SIT NOWWWW!!!!!! AND DRACO PISS OFF YOU FERRET BITCH" said desi.
She sits down and they all listen out of fear.
She puts on headphones and plans.
Because she's a Virgo she can do it seamlessly.
Tom gets her coffee with 3 shots of espresso.
Suddenly pansy talks a bit too loud.
She looked up death starring her.
"You done Parkinson," said desi.
She nods afraid of her life.
Desi makes an amazing plan with toms assistance.
He is great at organising but not even close to her level.
He puts it on a whiteboard glueing it down as he goes.
She looks at it calm from how well Tom did it.
She kissed his neck softly.
"I fucking love you," said desi.
"I love you more crazy," said Tom.
"Mmmm, I love that name," said desi.
"I know you do," said Tom.
She explains it.
Tom helps her not kill them all.
Pansy looks at it confused.
"Um, what the plan for 3s," said pansy.
Desi goes wide-eyed with rage.
"There is no part 3s you stupid hoe." Said desi.
Tom held her hand.
"Sorry," said desi carrying on.
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Old book made new ~ Oneshots
FanfictionThese one-shots were written when I was sixteen so they are very bad and sometimes kinda cheesy but there are some good finds in these. This one-shot book is about a character called Desirae who has a fucked up life and goes out with many guys from...
