Old book made new ~ Oneshots

The prank

The Slytherins come into their common room to see it covered in paint and things.
The Gryffindors weren't happy they won Quidditch.
Desi goes to her room and screams half shocked half pissed.
She walked out holding a pink snake.
"Desi are you ok," said Draco.
Her eye starts twitching with rage.
"First the stained my snake pink, they snapped her fangs off and then and thennnnnn.
They made her not venomous.
That'd are going to.....die" said desi holding her snake.
The boys look at each other.
"And then," said desi dropping her snake.
"They...they took all of toms hair product which is true gel and put it all over my fucking room....everything is covered.
And I mean....every fucking thing" said desi shaking with anger.
"Ok calm down here squish's this," said Theo giving her a squishy.
She took it and crushed it to shreds with her claws.
"Oh god," said Draco pissing himself.
"What do we do Tom what do we fucking do?" said Draco.
"No clue, she has never been this angry," said Tom.
Desi has an anger attack.
She looks up and grabs her switch blade.
"Ok no, desi no put it down," said theo.
"But they need to bleed," said desi.
"Put it down, don't make me get my wand, put it down," said Theo.
He takes her knife and she gets another one.
"No, ok Tom curse her," said Theo.
She puts the knife down and the other weapons.
"Good girl now sit," said Theo.
She sits down.
"Very good, now sit there," said Theo.
She rolls her eyes.
"Why are you treating her like a dog?" said Draco.
"It's the only way to restrain her when she's like this.
When she's like this she's more animal so she's easier to restrain." Said Theo.
Desi death stairs at Draco right in the eyes.
"She's scaring me," said Draco.
"Yeah that's normal," said Theo.
Tom goes into their Dorm and cleans it with a spell.
And then he cleans her snake.
He walks out to see Theo forcing pulls down her throat while Draco and Blaise holds her down.
After she calms down Tom cuddles her in their dorm.