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Chocolate unicorns

Sirius sat alone in an empty corridor, everyone else had gone out or were in common rooms but Sirius couldn't bring himself to go back, not with Remus there. Damn Remus and his stupid chocolate unicorns.

It all started that morning... the marauders had set of for hogsmead with the intention of getting more prank supplies from zonkos. The only problem being they had to pass the dreadful honeydukes.

Its not like Sirius doesn't like honeydukes, because that's very much not true. Its just every time they pass Remus catches sight of chocolate and once he has he wont give up until he gets some. As Remus likes to say chocolate is his kryptonite.

But this time Remus found those damn unicorns. As always the boys attempted to shield the chocolate from the werewolves eyes, making funny sex jokes or pointing to a ridiculous made up thing cross the way, but just like every other time Remus' keen sense of smell guided him towards the sweets store.

Much to Sirius' displeasure (not ) Remus spent the rest of the day working his way through bags of chocolate unicorns.

*ten minutes before*

The marauders sat around the fire. James sprawled across the sofa, head in Lily's lap, Peter was happily sleeping curled up on the rug, while Sirius sat cigarette in mouth throwing glances at the sandy blond boy curled up on the opposite armchair book in hand and happily sucking on a unicorn horn.

*horny Sirius ALERT*

Sirius watched as the horn slid inside and out the boys mouth, the chocolate melting and coating his lips in the rich sweet substance. after about five minutes of staring Sirius realised he had began to sweat and his jeans were becoming noticeably tighter. then the unthinkable happened Remus began to hum in delight and that was the tipping point. Sirius stood up with such force he sent the chair he was on seconds before toppling backwards, he then turned and walked as fast as he could until he came to an empty corridor.

*back to normal time*

Sirius sat his head in his hands. he had to stop these feelings no way did remus like him back. or did he? .that's a stupid question.

of course he doesn't...

"you know if you stay here you'll freeze to death."

Sirius' head shot up to find Remus leaning against the wall.

He wore a tight t showing off his usually hidden muscles, skinny jeans and a grey beanie which in Sirius' opinion made him look really cute

"hello, earth to Sirius, are you enjoying to the view?"

as if to prove his point remus began to flex causing Sirius to gawk.

"really, Sirius you idiot when are you gonna ask me out?"

Sirius stood dumbstruck, he opened and closed his mouth like a goldfish. then finally Remus sighed grabbed Sirius and pressed his lips to his. both mouths moving in perfect sinc.

by the end of it the taste of chocolate was dancing an both boys tongues and the only thing Sirius managed to say...

"thank god for chocolate unicorns..."

i have no idea where this came from and when i started writing it i began to cringe at some parts but you gotta write what you gotta write.

thanx for reading xxx

Ravena