The Potato Oneshots

We Don't Talk About the Sleeper

Inspired by LiaTheSpamFile!

*Y/N asks about the Sleeper*

Mini: We don't talk about the Sleeper, no, no, no.

Mini: We don't talk about the Sleeper.... BUT.

Mini: It was Aru's birthday party (Rudy: It was Aru's birthdayy)

Mini: We were having fun and there wasn't a cloud in the sky (Rudy: No clouds allowed in the sky)

Mini: The Sleeper walks in with a mischievous grin (Rudy: BOOM!)

Mini: You telling this story or am I?

Rudy: I'm sorry, Yamini, go on

Mini: The Sleeper takes Kara (Rudy: Why did he take her?)

Mini: In doing so, he freezes us (Rudy: Shah, come to the rescue)

Mini: Ended in a tragedy (Rudy: What a joyous day but anyway)

Both: We don't talk about the Sleeper, no, no, no. We don't talk about the Sleeperr

Sheela: Hey, grew to live in fear of the Sleeper's prophecies.
I can always feel something bad is gonna happen
I associate him with weapons of iron, clang, clang, clang
It's a heavy lift with a gift so humbling
Always left Nikita and the Potatoes fumbling
Grappling with prophecies they couldn't understand.
Do you understand?

Brynne: An eight-foot frame, rats along his back.

Nikita: When he calls your name it all fades to black.

Brynne: Yeah he sees your dreams and feasts on your screams.

Nikita: We don't talk about the Sleeper.

Mini, Rudy, Sheela, Brynne, Nikita in unison: No, no, no, no, no. We don't talk about the Sleeper.

Fish lady: He told me my fish would die, the next day DEAD (No, no)

Gut man: He told I'd grow a gut, and just like he said (No, no)

Bald priest: He said that all my hair would disappear now look at my head (No, no)

All: Your faith is sealed when your prophecy is read!

Aru: He showed me that my sisters would leave and that someday it would come true..

He told me that I would soon join him, but I don't think that it's true.

(Brynne: Oýe, Ammamma's on his way)

Kara: He told me that the man of my dreams would be just out of reach, he loves another. It's like I hear him now...

Nikita: Hey, dude, I want not a sound out of you.

Kara: I can hear him now

Y/N: Um, the Sleeper. Yeah, about that Sleeper. I really need to know about the Sleeper. Give me truth and the whole truth, Sleeper.

Brynne: ARU AMMAMMA'S HERE! *cackles*

Everyone: Time for dinner!

Everyone in unison:
Eight-foot frame, rats along his back
Swords of iron
No clouds allowed in the sky
The Sleeper walks in woth with a mischievous grin
He loves another, another
He told me that I would soon join him
When he calls your name it all fades to black
BOOM!
You telling this story or am I?

Brynne: He's here!

Everyone: Don't talk about the Sleeper.

Y/N: Why did I talk about the Sleeper? (Everyone: Not a word about the Sleeper)

Y/N: Never should have brought up the Sleeper..

Hi! I know pretty much all of us knows the Sleeper/Suyodhana, but it just felt right to use Y/N. Also, sorry Aiden doesn't have any lines.