The rats are soooo much more work than I had bargained for. They eat so much, I'm unable to produce enough yeast to fulfill their needs. They constantly cry for their mommy and daddy's ( I keep telling them I'll be their daddy but they don't seem to appreciate it.
"Kill yourself" I tell the rats
This sets them off.
"That's it. I'm done."
I take them all and load them into my wagon, hook it to my tricycle and start driving.
As I'm driving my pubes fall and get caught in the wheel.
"Shit" I say as the entire thing does 360 turn and then a flip. I soon realize my pubes are wrapped tightly around the wheel and aren't gonna budge. I begin to chew through them and am successful. (I had chainsaws installed in my mouth recently).
I leave the rats and begin running. I run until I'm at a train station. I ask the sexy beast running the joint where the train was going.
"Ur mom and around the corner" she says.
Holy shit. Is this the feeling of love I was always told about.
"I...I.... I think I'm in love with you" I say rather quickly.
"Listen, I have to drive the train but you're welcome to ride me... I mean ride with me."
I jump onto the train quickly and walk with this angel sent from heaven. I strip quickly, showing off my pubes that have already grown back.
Me and the love of my life bang for twelve hours.
