☁︎︎❥𝗖𝗼𝗻𝗰𝗿𝗲𝘁𝗲, 𝘁𝗼𝗺𝗺𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗻𝗶𝘁|⌫ - 𝘗𝘦𝘣𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘉𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘈𝘜

Speedrunning

Fluff chapter cause I feel bad

General POV:

"CHAT! Hi, it's me again, back from my actually not that long break because I want to prove a point to my parents!"

"Hi Allister's chat, hi my chat." Ranboo greeted.

"Today, ah yes, today, the top richest people on Dream's server are going to be speedrunning. Now you might be thinking, Astrid, you're not the richest person! Ranboo is! And yes, I said the top richest people."

"Allister you're not the next richest, Techno is! Then you!" Ranboo imitated Allister's question style introduction to the two's stream.

"I'm aware of that! Which is why we're speedrunning with Techno too. Everyone, welcome Technoblade." She grinned.

Techno unmuted. "I wake up to a child I've never talked to and only have her discord because she's on the dream smp spamming me about a stream."

"You can't call me a child, I'm older than Tommy."

"Still a child."

"I hate this world, this life. Also Ranboo create the damn server."

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"Oh wait guys hang on Tommy's spamming me to call him so he can flex. Let me mute my mic really quickly." Allister said, proceeding to do as she said she would.

"Are those two dating?" Techno asked.

"No clue." Ranboo lied. "They said they weren't when the whole Twitter thing happened but they could be lying. You'd think she'd tell me though, since I'm like her best steamer friend."

"You'd think it'd be Tommy." Techno commented.

"Oh no, she hates Tommy."

"That directly contradicts what you just said."

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"TOMMY I'M LIVE TOMMY I'M LIVE TOMMY I'M LIVE!" Allister yelled into her microphone.

"Jesus Christ okay mute the stream." Tommy cringed.

"I did already. How's it going with Logan and Wilbur?" She asked.

"That's what I called you about, Logan's telling me talk to women."

"Okay? Oh wait I'm supposed to play the protective girlfriend now— oh he is? Does he know you have a girlfriend?"

"He doesn't."

"Put me on speaker."

"Hey Logan and Wilbur I have Allister on speaker."

"Who's this?" The American accent asked.

"Hey Allister!" Wilbur greeted.

"Hey Wil, hi Logan. This is Allister."

"Tommy why is this your response to me telling you to talk to women?" Logan laughed.

"It's probably worth mentioning Allister and Tommy are dating." Wilbur stole Allister's glory.

"I WAS GONNA SAY THAT YOU FUCKING PRICK!" She screeched.

"Oh, so this is you saying because you have a girlfriend you shouldn't talk to women?" Logan asked.

Allister assumed Tommy nodded.

"Too bad, you suck at communication."

Now, an important note, is that Allister didn't like Logan Paul. She actually really disliked him. So that kinda got on her nerves. "Look Logan if Tommy wanted to talk to women he would. I wouldn't even care, so just drop it."

"Protective?" He clearly didn't get the hint.

"I fucking said I wouldn't care, and since the internet doesn't know we're dating that means this isn't going in the video which means he's clearly uncomfortable. I said let it the fuck go." Allister snapped.

Now, Logan caught the hint. "Alright fine, we won't talk to women."

"Hey Allieeee." Tommy drawled.

"Tommy I have a stream to get back to." She sighed.

"Hey Allieeee I think you're prettyyyyy."

"I think you're prettier, Tommy." Allister chuckled.

"Every time I know what's coming I swear." Tommy sighed. "Alright get back to your stream."

"Bye Tommy."

Allister hung up, sighing before leaning forward. "Alrighty..."

"That was adorable. You forgot to mute discord." Ranboo said.

"Guess I got my answer." Techno laughed.

"God damnit fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you." Allister retaliated.

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"World record pacing." Techno said as Ranboo had to 'tactical reset' again.

"Yeah, I'm sure professional speedrunners strip mine and mine iron." Allister agreed.

"Allister aren't you like really good at speedrunning?" Ranboo asked.

Allister hummed in agreement. "I've had my run and go with speedrun streams."

"And you've been sleepin' on us this whole time!?" Techno exclaimed.

"What fun would actually beating the game quickly be?"

"Fair." Ranboo agreed.

"HEH!?"

"Sorry what was that Techno? I think the vocal tones were too low for me, my ears couldn't hear the sound." Allister teased.

"Allister bullies Technoblade for having a deep voice after being a fan for several years." Ranboo narrated.

"You were a fan?" Techno laughed.

"This is slander this is slander I call slander AHHHHHHHHHHH—"

"Astrid you good there?" Ranboo asked. "I think my stream could hear that one through the walls."

"I had to tactical reset abruptly."

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"How did your stream go?" Tommy asked while Allister turned pork chops over in oil, sending a loud sizzle echoing around the room.

"Absolutely horribly." She joked.

"Oh, really?" Tommy asked, concerned.

"No. It was fine, Techno's a cool guy."

"He is."

"How was it with Logan?"

"Great! Thanks for sticking up to me with the talking to other girls thing."

Allister poured the marinade into the large pan, killing the sizzling for a bit. "No problem, I am your girlfriend after all." She turned around to where Tommy sat on the counter, standing on the tips of her toes to kiss him.

"How did I get you as a girlfriend?"

"How am did I get you as a boyfriend?" Allister shot back.

"I asked you."

"And I accepted." She said matter-of-factly, turning back to the pork.

"But why did you accept? I feel like I- I brainwashed you into telling me yes without realizing it." Tommy spewed absolute nonsense.

"You brainwashed me with your incredible Tommyinnit charm." Allister joked. "Maybe, just consider, I actually liked you."

"Out of the question." He laughed.

"Well guess what, I'm attached now, and you're never getting rid of me."

"Not mad."

"Not yet."

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Notes:
When the chapter before the 'last' chapter is next chapter
Anyway this was a filler that took me 2 days lmao