Chirp chirp! As I wake up to the birds chirping and the toilet flushing, I smell a wave of shit drown me in its stench.
Ewwww, who took a fat dump in my toilet.
As I sit up in my bed, the head ache begins...
Owww, how much alcohol did I drink last night. Well I mean it was The Avengers party of the year...
As I reach for my aspirin, I look up and see... him
"Hey baby girl 😏"
Oh shit-
"T, t, t, Tony?"
"Yes Y/N?"
"If your here than..."
I hear the bathroom door open, the hands holding in covered in shit (Ewwwww) and see a big bulky...
purple???
"What's the matter baby? I'd use the time stone just go back to last night 😩😩😩"
O...
M...
G
"WHAT THE FU-"
