The Thrilling Adventures Of A Spiderson and Irondad (Oneshots)

Meeting The Parents

*Hellooooo! Happy to see your reading a chapter in this book! I hope u enjoy this rlly boring ass chapter!*

Peter's POV

"-do you understand?" I finished, looking to Wade for an answer.

His face was blank, just blinking at me, "Uhhh... yes?"

I rolled my eyes, "You didn't listen to me, did you?"

Wade shook his head, smiling apologetically at me. "You're going to die in there..." I muttered, slamming my head into the tabletop, regretting it instantly because fucking hell that hurt.

Wade got up from his chair to come and crouch next to me. He wrapped an arm around me, "It's okay! I'm just meeting your dads, no big deal."

I lift my head up to lean on my folded arms, "No big deal?! You're meeting my dads for the first time! Ever! How are you not scared?!"

He chuckles, "We've been together for months! Why would I be scared? Plus, I'm Deadpool." He did a cocky head swivel, in attempt to make me laugh, which didn't work.

"Mhm and my dads are the whitewolf and the Falcon." (A/N: Ik he's captain America! But Steve's in this so the title isn't passed yet, sorry!)

He looked like he was trying to think over a snarky response, "Um.. what if I buy them doughnuts?"

I do a higher pitched, sort, laugh.. which some may describe as a giggle, but I do no such thing! "Only if there's two red, white and blue sprinkles on it." I reply, referencing a near miss of the avengers Civil War round two.

"Sure. But Tony won't be allowed near them." He winked at me, getting up to put on his shoes.

Realising that might happen in the next couple hours I groan, slipping out of my chair onto the floor. "Oh my god- Peter get up! We need to be there in forty-five minutes! And I need to go buy stuff now!"

I open my eyes, looking up at him beautiful face, "What if we cancel and stay home and cuddle! We can watch a horror film and you can pretend not to be scared but are actually terrifie-"

"I never get scared!" he gasped.

I laugh, pushing myself off the floor, "Sure..."

Wade rolled his eyes, throwing my shoes at me, "Put them on! We've been in my apartment for hours! I don't need you parents thinking anything that isn't true!"

"They won't. I'm not sure they believe you exist and I'm not just at a coffee house eating cake."

Wade pulled his jacket on, "Or the more reason to go. Peter, I'm going weather you come or not."

"Fine!" I jump up and pull my shoes and jacket on. "Let's go buy doughnuts." I drag Wade by the hand to the door and out of his apartment.

-time skip brought to you by me being happy to be working with such a talented writer like @xZxYour_MomxZx-

We arrive at Stark Tower exactly on time with our sweet treats. The elevator ride up to the penthouse was tense, I was worried that they wouldn't approve of Wade being Deadpool. Wade has killed people in his past and I don't care about his past because he's changed and I've heard his story, but I don't know if my dads will be so patient.

Wade took my hand, sensing I was nervous, "Its ok. We brought them food."

I smile, taking a deep breath, "Yeah..."

The doors opened and we were instantly faced with Clint, Scott and Steve. "Hello." IceCap said, eyeing Wade up and down.

The bird was next to talk, "So this is your boyfriend Petey."