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Ya he's so gay that's why he hangs with Patrick all the time and that's why he has that crusty ass laugh tho. Guess who sponge bob square pants, and when Gary goes meow he means it. Patrick is dumb but he under stands one thing is being a slut or a big fat whore. Well they are not the only ones the weirdo is actually squid-ward because he is all ways dissing sponge bob and Patrick because he likes them secretly. Because squid-ward is a big fat dick loving whore. Like you think they aren't but they are because they are three fucking guys always hanging out together. Like really they are so weird like sponge bob is like I'm ready I'm ready like he must be happy about something like him and Patrick having sex like all the time because they are pimps they pay each other to have sex. Like wtf sponge bob has gay relationship with his co workers and the customers he mostly serves guys or little kids if you have seen. He's too crusty and he buys his friends and how does he make all that money like mr.crabs is like greedy as he'll he's like o here's your penny for ye pay check. I'd be like give me more mother fucking money you stingy whore like if he didn't I'd bitch slap him hard like a guy on steroids. Mother fucking bitch is tripping.

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