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Music playing)
(Jessie is sitting on a terace, reading "Modern Nanny" )
(thumping, low growling)
(Jessie screams), (wakes up)
Jessie: Oh, thank goodness, it was just a dream. (lies down to find Mr. Kipling next to her)
(She screams again)
Jessie: Mr. Kipling, you are getting a time out. And no TV for a week.
Ravi: I think you are being very harsh. Mr. Kipling paid you a visit because he gets bored in his cage. Plus, he's a cuddler.
Jessie: Oh, that explains the claw marks on my calves!
(Emma, & Andres comes into the room)
Emma: Jessie, we have a huge problem. We love are photography class!
Jessie: Okay, I know I'm new at this whole nanny thing, but not seeing the problem.
Andres: The problem is we got the world's most laziest partner for this assignment.
(Luke enters the room)
Luke: You call it lazy, I call it selective participation. (holds up camera) Now, Jessie, give me... pouty nanny.
(Luke takes a picture of Jessie with confused face)
Luke: Okay, that was more like constipated nanny, but I can touch it up. I can't believe I can get school credit for taking pictures of cute girls.
Emma: The assignment is to take pictures of New York's flora and fauna.
Luke: Ooh, I hope those are hot Latin twins.
( Andres was going to punch him but Jessie, & Emma stop him.)
Jessie: Do you have an off switch?
Luke: Yep! You wanna try and find it?
Jessie: Nope. Okay, look. We are going to the park. That way, you guys can work on your assignment, and Ravi can take Mr. Kipling for a walk, or a slither, or whatever he does.
Ravi: No, no, no, no, no, no. We cannot take Mr. Kipling for a walk.
Emma: If Mrs. Chesterfield sees him, she'll throw a hissy fit.
Andres: Yeah, she's the head of the condo board.
Ravi: And a real pain in the ashram.
Jessie: Oh, is she that annoying lady downstairs who's always carrying that homely baby?
Luke: It's a dog.
Jessie:You're telling me. Someone whomped that child with the ugly stick.
Emma: He means it's Chihuahua.
Jessie: It's Chi-hideous. Look, Ravi, I'm not gonna let some old grouch to keep you from walking your pet. We'll just ask Tony to make sure the coast is clear.
Tony: (on intercom) I'm on it!
Jessie:Tony, are you eavesdroping again?
Tony: Now that I've looked up for word... Yes.
~kitchen~
Bertram: (on the phone) I need a loaf of bread, a pound of cheddar cheese, two pounds of roast beef, a jumbo jar of mayonnaise...
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Jessie
Adventure"Jessie" is your typical fish-out-of-water story. Jessie is a small-town teen who leaves her Texas roots to take a job as a nanny for the Ross family's Five precocious kids in New York. Heading the family are the parents: supermodel-turned-business...
