Push Comes to Shove-Part One
"Damn it brat! How many times do I have to tell you this? The basics need to be learned first before I teach you anything!" exclaimed Jiraiya to Naruto currently glaring at him.
"Basics? The basics you want me to learn, I did already! Besides, they involve someone with Genin level chakra. I have more chakra in my body then most Kages! And that's without Kyuubi in my gut," countered Naruto with Jiraiya waving him off.
"Bah! Excuses. Excuses. Excuses. You produce more excuses from your mouth than you do Shadow Clones. Besides, the Kyuubi's power is more important to learn at this point. Something you have been failing to do!" said Jiraiya while looking at Naruto with what could only be described as disappointment.
"I have been trying. It fucking hurts. We have been at this for a year and half Ero-Sennin. And all you have done is tell me to draw on the fox's power. You don't say how. You just bark out a command and expect me to do it. I'm not some Kami damned pet!" exclaimed Naruto with Jiraiya scowling further.
"So what if it hurts?! Its called pain. Get use to it! You think Orochimaru is out there in one of his bases coddling Sasuke right now? No! He's putting him through the ringer to get him to become the strongest host possible to take over in another year and a half from now," said Jiraiya with Naruto's eyes narrowing.
"At least Orochimaru is teaching Sasuke. What do you do all day? Peep on women. Drink yourself stupid at bars. And going to brothels to fuck some woman with more STDs then a Shinobi village has Shinobi. And with MY money no less you fucking leech!" countered Naruto with Jiraiya now looking increasingly angry at the accusation.
Even if it was true.
"How I spend my day when I'm not teaching a worthless student like you is my business brat! Besides, consider you paying for my leisure time the cost of learning under such a great Shinobi like me," Jiraiya shot back smugly.
"You were suppose to teach and train me to be a strong Shinobi. You haven't done any of that since we started. How are you going to explain this to Granny when we get back in the next year and half?" challenged Naruto while Jiraiya shrugged.
"I'll tell her what I feel is true. You suck as an apprentice and it was a waste of time in the three years out of the village to train you. Which so far, I have been proven right about!" declared Jiraiya while Naruto growled.
"It is called you putting effort into training your student you lazy son of a bitch! Not give said student complex material he can't understand all to run off to peep on women just to write your fucking smut!" exclaimed Naruto with Jiraiya getting increasingly anger.
"Its called learn by doing brat. I'm not going to hold your hand every single day. I'm not going to be around to help you learn this. You want to be strong? Stronger then Sasuke in the next year and a half? Its called doing it yourself. Its called stop being a failure and to stop being a fucking baby when things don't go your way!" Jiraiya shot back at the boy while Naruto looked livid at his words.
"You don't do anything! How the Yondaime Hokage learned from you is a miracle right now. Hell, he'd probably still be alive right now if Orochimaru had been his sensei all those years ago!" exclaimed Naruto while Jiraiya's eyes widened before they narrowed in anger and saw red.
And in that moment, Jiraiya stuck Naruto...hard!
And he didn't stop. He kept hitting Naruto again and again and again while giving the boy zero time to counter, block, or say anything to make Jiraiya stop.
"You little brat! How dare you say that to me! I trained the greatest Hokage to ever take the mantle since the Shodaime himself. And you insult my legacy by saying he would have been better off with Orochimaru as his sensei?!" questioned Jiraiya while he stared down at the barely breathing and bloody Naruto looking up at him with blood in his eyes.
