𝒹𝒾𝓈𝒸𝑜𝓇𝒹 𝓀𝒾𝓉𝓉𝑒𝓃 [Hofnarr x Christoff]

such a sussy baka 😈😈😈

It was a night like any other, or at least the start of it was. After Hofnarr finished up his nightly research for his catgirl project, he closed his laptop and went to sit at his bed. Suddenly, his little pea brain remembered that Crackpot had invited him to a discord server (which is surprising bc these bitches are boomers 🙄), and he went back to his messy ass desk to join it or somethin. He joined the server and what do you know, the crusty bitch this mf had a big fat crush on (its jeb obviously) is in the server wow such a big plot twist (i am such a good author ik) 

aw shit but Hof had to get his attention somehow! so he goes back to his browser and looks for idk a random ass anime catgirl pfp BHAWBAHAAH because that'll surely bring the hot himbo of his dreams to his dms right 😍😍 

obviously since this guy is very big brain smart it worked (or idk dream luck lmao) and Christoff immediately sent him a DM as soon as his pfp changed

"hey bb i like ur pfp thatz pretty cool :coolguysunglasses:"
"o-o-h-h-y-o0o-o-o-o-o-oh thank you jeb 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 tee hee(~~~~~~~~~~~~~''~~"
"wanna be my discord kitten or something 🥵"
"o-o-omg really??? me???  u mean it???????????😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳"
"of corse 11!1😚"

Hofnarr dropped to the floor and started rolling around and giggling or some shit idk whatever the people in actual shows and animes do whenever they get a hot ass mf. suddenly though, he hears the funny uhhhh
hold on how do you type this gimme a sec
'BUBUBBUDUHUDUH BUBUBUDHUHD DUHDHUhdBAHBBH dUbdUBdHBH' sounding ringtone from discord or whatever, and realized that "OH SHIT JEBbY IS CALLING ME " and rushed back to the laptop ((again))

"**LOUD COUGHING GhghGHH HACK hACK LUNG CANCER** h-h-h-yh--h-h-hh--hh-hi jebby 😍😍"
"0.0000000000000000000000002 seconds late to the call, kitten. im gonna have to punish y- wait hof what the fuck is that you????"

OH GOD OH FUCK turns out jeb didnt know it was hof in the call!!!1!

"uh uhm ummmm uhh uguu uhhh ummm muyhhhhu uhhhhh.......... SNIFFLE"

Hofnarr left the call in fear of what Jeb was going to say and went to sleep. on the floor or something idk this bitch literally passed out



The next day hofnarr put on a MCR shirt and kept to himself, until christoff finally went up to him. 
"Hello, kitten 😍"
Hofnarr slowly turned his head towards jeb, happy to still be his discord kitten bc he thought that jeb wouldnt love him or something idk ppl in fanfics are dumb

then they had hot gay seckz idk HAHWAHAHAHAHAH

the end ok you can leave now