𝐌𝐚𝐟𝐢𝐚 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠'𝐬 𝐍𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐲 𝐇𝐮𝐬𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐝 [Taekook]

✨Exciting Honeymoon ✨"20"

Jungkook:the fuck do you mean by No?

Taehyung:bun-

Jimin:you rabbit head i know all this shit you're planning in your bunny head tryna steal my Tae's v card

Taehyung:chim-

Jungkook:YOU DWARF!!am also virgin Nd for your kind information he's my man so I've many plans and i won't let u ruin it you involuntary human being.

Taehyung was in tears by now well jimin said no cause-

Jimin: did i say he isn't your man? No right. but your man can make another man and i don't want that now.

Jungkook:for god's sake Min Jimin there's a thing called Condom for that. use your ugly brain and stop making it rusting.

Taehyung made puppy eyes to his favorite yooni Hyung and-

Yoongi sighed and got up picking jimin up like a sack of potatoes and put him in the shoulder walking back to his room.

Jungkook:serves you right ugly brain!!

A fuming jimin was hitting yoongi's back for taking him away from world war III

Namjoon:i don't mind becoming an uncle btw.

Jennie:am too young to be called an aunt i guess?

Lisa:you're 25.

Jennie:does that even matter?

Jungkook:guys... I think that's moaning we are hearing..

Ah!

After 3 Days~

Yes jimin finally agreed on letting taekook go alone to thier honeymoon but jimin we are talking about here bruhh😏 he had plans!

Taehyung:I'll kill bogum!!

Jungkook sighed for the nth time that day

Jungkook:why do you wanna kill gum- bogum hyung?..

Jungkook did gulped when he saw tae glaring at him like "say gummie hyungie and I'll show you" look and he used the real name.

Taehyung:He should have informed only to me so we could have lied and went secretly.

??: really?

Taehyung:yeah I know-oh wait i know that sound.
He slowly turn his head to side and saw a angry jimin his hands on his hips.

Yoongi:don't kill him Minnie
Taehyung was giving him kisses when-
Yoongi:just break his bones-
Tae's smile dropped and betrayal face formed.

Jimin: YOU'LL SECRETLY GO HUH??!
Taehyung:No Minnie I WAS KIDDING!!
He yelled and started to run a angry jimin chasing him around the hall.

Jennie: Taehyungie did you saw my earpod?

Taehyung and jimin both stopped running and looked at her like "bitch wtf" face

She smiled innocently and picked something from ground-

Jennie:no thanks I got you guys continue.

When it clicked Taehyung ran out side the house.

Jungkook:Jiminie hyungggg

Jimin:what?

Jungkook:will you help me choose a dress for the trip?

Jimin narrowed his eyes.
Jimin:which dress?

Jungkook:lingerie-

YAAAAAAA-