Malkon, Pxie, Malsen, And Dada Pxie

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        Malkon awoke one Bullshitty day in John De lancies Butt hole by a rainbow who sat there not giving a shit about life.  Malkon barrelrolled out of bed, not able to stand the squirrel's screaming anymore. She glanced at her roomate Mama Pxie Dumbledore Derp who was dancing fabulosuly to the music that came from her Nicki Minaj which was so loud that Malkon couldnt have a nice breakfeast of her bowl of KeviO's. She climbed onto her Hogwarts toilet seat with Pxie and flew off to Hog-Hog-warts. They exited John De lancie's Butt hole and flew on the road of deep SPACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. They Photobombed a selfie of the sun and Mars and landed in Hog-Hog-Warts where they met the two very sexy drugons named Malsen and Dada pxie. Malsen who was the ten time winner of photobombing and not taking a shit had a intrest in the currently glitching Malkon. Dada pxie Howether (who is the 10 time winner of being fabulous) has a great liking to Pxie. They Ran around stealing hotdogs and shit and flew out of Hog-Hog-Warts onto the road of yo mama. But on there way back home they were confronted by a stranger with a big butt.

"Who r u motha fucka?" says Malsen to the stranger.

"It is I" Says a feminine voice "Nicki Minaj....~"

"Oh shit" Says Pxie with a not so very so grossed out face.

"Come to me little boys and girls, i have something to show yo-"

But before Nicki could continue her sentence Malkon stuck a pine cone up her nose and Nicki disappeared in a rainbow.

"dat was a fake guys, Dont get lured by fakers" says Malkon with some Badass shades. "Lets go kill some Potatoes!"

"YEAHHH BITCH!!!" Agrees the other teamates.

So They flew off and killed some potatoes.

The end.