I run outside dodging the shouts behind me.

I get in my car and drive when I see a police car behind me.

I drive faster because I don't want them to catch me.

I sip on my milkshake because my throat feels dry when I crash into a tree.

The police catch me and the fit policeman asks me. 

"YOU ARE ARESSTED FOR STEALING MACDONALDS FOOD!!!!"

"YOU HAVE TO GO BACK TO MACCIES AND SAY SORRY AND PAY A FINE OF £10k OR YOULL BE SENT TO JAIL FOR YOUR WHOLE LIFE!!!"
"oh n-n-n-n-n-n-no" i whimper.

I follow them back to macdonalds and see the cashier.

I punch her in the face because she laughs at me and I flip her off.

Ugh I'm such a bad bitch.🙄🙄🖤🖤🖤🤞🏻🤞🏻

The policeman slaps me because I'm being naughty.

Oooooh kinky I think to myself.

"YOURE GOING TO PRISON BECAUSE YOU CANT PAY £10k!!!!!!"

OH NO

I CANT GO TO JAIL???!!!!!

I hear a cough in the background and see mr green orbs smirking at me.

Can I speak to this 3'5 lady please???

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