"I once dated a blonde."
"I once dated three blondes, at the same time."
"I made pasta from scratch."
"I once made sixteen pots of homemade pasta for a soup kitchen."
"I high fived a youtuber."
"I've been to highschool with the president."
"I got a girlfriend"
"I'm on my fourth wife"
"I look amazing."
"I've hit the gym five times a week, three years."
"A car almost hit me."
"I got buried alive."
"I was legally dead for fifteen minutes."
"I've seen death, that's no compliment."
"When did you see him?"
"We die a little each night and build another realm of the spirit world, he and I understood each other, we loved each other."
"Where is he now?"
"As far away from me as possible."
"But why?"
"Because I've experienced love. And I don't want it."
