P.O.V: Haruhi Fujioka
casualStudybug [CS] started the memo Am I Doing This Right?
CS: Okay, you guys, answer.
CS: I got this thing...
CS: finally.
CS: Anyway, I need help figuring out how this works
hishighnessTono [HT] entered the memo
HT: My darling Daughter! You have this Pesterchum, too?
HT: It's rather weird...
HT: But it's better than nothing.
abankMan [AM] entered the memo
AM: This is pointless...but Haruhi, how did you find out about this media?
CS: A friend told me about it...
eviltwinHikaru [EH] entered the memo
eviltwinKoaru [EK] entered the memo
EH: A friend?
EK: A friend?
CS: Can you guys not...
HT: A friend? Who?
CS: uh...
turntechGodhead [TG] entered the memo
TG: wow...you havent introduced me to your friends?
TG: i feel so loved
TG: like, my feelings of love are the size of texas
TG: the president now needs to get a 51st state just for my feelings that i am feeling right now.
CS: . . . . . . . . .
HS: Who...Are...You
TG: her lover
CS: Dave get out
TG: no
CS: yes
TG: no.
CS: please?
TG: still no.
EK: no, actually get out.
TG: nah
carcinoGeneticist [CG] entered the chat
CG: ALL OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP. I THOUGHT I ESTABLISHED THAT THE ONLY MEMO'S THAT WILL TAKE PLACE ARE FUCKING PAST ME'S ATTEMPTS TO HELP HIS/MY TEAMS GLORY!
CG: WHAT THE FUCK IS THE DRIBBLE THAT I AM LOOKING AT HERE?
TG: Karkat, bro, you get out
TG: Haruhi, ban him
casualStudybug [CS] banned carcinoGeneticist [CG] from the memo
CS: you happy?
TG: yes.
EH: ban turntech
CS: no
EH: WHY?!
CS: cause he's the friend that introduced me to pesterchum
EH: oh...so?
TG: plus were lovers
CS: we dated once
TG: best time ever
CS: . . .
HS: WHAT
HS: NO
YOU ARE READING
Haruhi: Engage
FanfictionHaruhi has a secret. A big one. When that secret comes to ask the biggest favor ever of her, she is going to have to drag her newly made friends into the mix, just to keep them alive!
