douma walks in muzans room to frame the picture of tanjiros dead rotten family. until he notices something else..
muzans 50 shades of grey collection. douma was shocked. no, more than that. he was so shocked his hair turned white and his blood drained away.
"i see youve found my 50 shades of grey collection douma." muzan says from the shadow of the room. douma jumps in fear, unable to explain. til muzan hushes him with his foot. "shh.. i know douma.. but no one has to know about this okay dear?" muzan says with a deep and smeggsy voice. douma nods his head and says nothing but gazes at muzans eye straining red pupils. muzan notices this and snatches doumas eyebrow and then seductively grabs doumas chin. "to be honest douma.. i may have a wife but.. you can do so much more better" muzan says with a husky voice rawr x3.
douma listens and his heart breaks and he turns emo like giyuu but worse. 'he has a wife?' douma says in his head. as muzan was about to pull him into a sloppy but yet tasty and crusty kiss douma pushes him off. and runs away to his rotten water filled room with his unwatered flowers. as he cries while doing his sad emo makeup. douma couldnt believe it. muzan really had a wife. who knows maybe even a kid. he couldnt take it anymore. so he spawns a little tiny douma ice child thing and demands it to kill muzans so called wife and probably child. the tiny douma thing agrees and teleports away. as akaza walks in, noticing the situation. "whats wrong love?" akaza asks douma in concern. douma replies "its nothing........... im fine........" emo-ly. akaza walks up to douma and kisses him instantly without doumas permission. douma does nothing but stare at akazas dried blue eye dirt thats all over his sclera. it was so dry that its all cracked.
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