The Rant/Advice Book

★AIRPLANES★

Okay, so I'm in the car right now & I just got back from the airport, and I have some things that I wanna complain about.

1) AIRPORT SECURITY
So this just happened a few hours ago. So im all packed & my luggage is small enough so my dads like let's take ur luggage as a carry on. So we went through security. But they found liquids in my luggage. Let's just say- I forgot about my two shampoos and conditioners, my lotion, body wash, and all my lush products AND hand sanitizers. So the airport security guy opens my luggage and is going threw all my clothes, my drawing pencil case and all my little bags searching for liquids. It's like he's invading my privacy. It's like dude do u really wanna see my socks & underwear? Then he won't allow my luggage on the plane because of my shampoo and conditioner, because it's bigger then 100ml or some shit. So I her to go pack & put all my lush and my god damn mascara and that stuff in my dads luggage!

2) AIRPORT RULES

So, today at the airport I bought like some fries and a burger and then I went to take it on the plane, because I wasn't finished yet & I was starving. I swear I ended up talking to the flight people, trying to let them allow me to bring my food on for about 15 minutes. But my food still ended up in the trash can.

3) MORE AIRPLANE RULES
So I was happily listening to my music on the plane, as we were taking off, and right when my favourite song came on, I was about to jam out and the flight attendant takes out my earphones and tells me I'm not allowed to listen during takeoff. It's like first, bich don't touch my ears. And second- don't touch my EARS!

4) PEOPLE ON AIRPLANES
people on airplanes are almost always really annoying. Like on the flight, the person behind me wanted to be extra annoying and put that FOOT ON MY ARMREST. Put your foot on your own armrest! I don't want your foot, where my arm should be. But the persons shoes were off and everything it's like "you wanna die" it was so annoying.

5) ANNOYING-NESS
On airplanes, since I'm so short people always assume I'm like 8. Like this one flight attendant gave me free chips I think it was and thank you flight attendant. But she said it was because I was so cute & I had such good manners. Trust me, I love the compliments and everything. But you don't know how old I am. I could be 30 and be on that TLC show "Little Woman" or something.

You know what else I hate? When they finally have a good show on their tiny ass TV screens, then the screen goes black because "oh we r landing soon, no tv for u"

I hope you guys enjoyed this rant. What do you hate most about airplanes/airports?