Itachi x Shisui

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Deidara- EWWWW THAT'S GAY
Kakuzu- Says the one who fucks sasori and tobi in two nights...

Deidara- Did you say something, un?!

Kakuzu- Just saying I agree with you.

Hidan- Pretty sure he said something different tho

Itachi- I mean... Aren't we related?

Shisui- Like the hell we are *blushes a bit*

Sasugay- ITACHI I'M GOING TO KILL YA- I'LL SKIN YOU- YOU MF-

Zetsu- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE???

Kakuzu- Aw shut up Aloe Vera
Hidan- Yeah, shut up Aloe Vera
Itachi- Shut up
Shisui- Shut up Aloe Vera
Everyone- Shut up Aloe Vera

Kisame- that fish is delicious...

Pain- What the fuck Kisame

Tobi- Cannibalism...

Konan- Anyways it's time for rating...

Itachi- 7/10 kinda hot tbh
Shisui- 9/10
Hidan, Kakuzu, Zetsu- not bad tho 6/10

Kisame- mhmhhn the flavours are melting on my tongu... WAIT A DAMN MINUTE NOT MY SECRET LOVER-

Deidara- Not secret at all you dickhead... 5/10 un

Pain- This world shall know pain...

Everyone- Aw shut up zombie

Pain- Z-zombie..? (ran away crying)

Tobi- Is a good boy <3 10/10

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