Hidan x Kakuzu

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Kakuzu- I wish I could die...

Hidan- Jahin absolutely doesn't agree for any form of the relationship. My religion...

Deidara- THAT'S GAY UN

Itachi- No shit sherlock. We have been thinking it was a heterosexual relationship where two men are in love with each other

Kisame- It doesn't makes any sense Itachi...

Itachi- HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?!?! I've killed my whole clan including my own family SO NO ONE HAVE ACTUALLY TAUGHT ME THIS

Tobi- Hidan stole Kakuzu's hearts

Akatsuki- ...

Konan- Anyways I think it's kinda cute?

Zetsu- ♪ Carrots, peas and broccoli
Vegetables are good for me
For my snack and in my lunch,
Veggies sticks are great to munch... ♪

Pain- *Still crying*

Hidan- Kakuzu chan~~~~~~~~

Kakuzu- WHAT THE FUCK GET AWAY OF ME YOU FILTHY CREEP

Hidan- 7/10 just because Jahin doesn't supports gay ships... If it was up to me I'd fuck your ass as long as it wouldn't get swollen

Akatsuki- EWWWWW

Everyone- 8,9999/10

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