Before reading this I must warn you: this article will provoke severe brain damage, making you feel weird and uncomfy! Also, this article contains mentions of traumatizing aesthetics and shitty humor! Tbh, I have no idea why I made this masterpiece, but yeah. Enjoy, luvs!
─────MANY YEARS AGO, through some phenomenon mankind was created. The way this thing takes place is a matter of subjective beliefs, therefore I'm not going to explain my opinions on this topic any further.
Millennia passed away, and here we are, in the grand 21st century, a period of crucial changes, for the better or worse.
Yet, some people still smell like shit. There's no need to hide behind strong and sophisticated words when I'm saying this because I hope my ideas are reciprocal.
The idea of its smell and perceiving it is far from a pleasant memory or the notion of an enjoyable environment, well, at least from some of us.
Some people may find the toilet a rather serene place, alone with their thoughts. Then again, a smell may be alarming for me, but fantastic for your nostrils, which is another matter of taste.
Frankly, I chose the smell of shit because it would make my work more meaningful. Thus let's get to more serious aspects.
The fact that some people, who have all the resources, still reek like impoverished folks from Medieval Times is distressing me greatly.
Knowing that you have the money, and you still don't wash your teeth, your armpits when they stink like cowshed or your hands after you pee, is a huge step back in our development as civilized human entities.
For real now, you, the stinky ones, go wash your nasty toes, that's why your mom wastes her cash on soap and warm water. I get you are lazy and all but that fetid stuff swarming around you is not going to work too well in your favor if you ever try to befriend someone.
Seriously, even though you're into the retro and old-fashioned era don't copy the 14th century crappy way of living when rats decided to conquer the Earth.
Anyways. The smell of shit can always be put in a more metaphorical light. Without the aid of any historical tragedy, the term "shit" opens a world of inexhaustible potential. The dictionary says that shit is
"1.bodily waste discharged through the anus; an act of defecation -usually used in the phrases take a shit and (British) have a shit
2. (vulgar), especially: trivial and usually boastful or inaccurate talk"
but I prefer more shrewd definitions.
For me, "shit" has an unpreceded, artistic prestige. This word can be a temperament, the essence of a person, or the people themselves. Personally, if you act like shit it means that you are an irritating person or you're just having a shitty day and that's it. Depending on your likes and dislikes, this noun can affect your relationships.
POSITIVE OUTCOMES! 😁 Lizzie: Your eyes have the color of shit. Emily: Aw, thanks I love shitting! It's so relaxing! Lizzie: Me too. Let's do an edgy TikTok together where we're saying that we have autism. Emily: UwU, alright sussy baka ⛓️🖤✝
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NEGATIVE OUTCOMES! 😵 Hisoka: Your shit tastes good. And it has a nice hue too. Every sane individual: Yeah, lol 😆🚪🏃♀️💨
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*Clears throat*
So, with the chance of this social experiment, I've concluded that if you smell like shit go touch some water, and if you're pure, organic shit then stay safe and hydrated. Y'all are valid! 💅🤪✨❤
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