Gemma Collins runs her own Mafia when her income hits an all time low , she's accompanied by her close friends Katie Price , Gail Platt , Mr Blobby , Kim Woodburn and Jane Mcdonald.
But their Mafia Life isn't as easy as they hoped it would be , As a...
6:00PM Struck. The Catchphrase intro began to play on the TV , It drowned the sound of Gemma's Cries.
There she sat , Beside herself on the sofa , The world crashing against her feet. She stared at the phone , Just like she had done the day before , and the day before that.
2 months , It had been 2 months since she'd last had a job offer. Wikipedia had already dropped her net worth down by a million , She was in a right state.
She turned her head around and stared at the large pink gnome on her kitchen counter , she said to it 'My agents a fucking idiot huns' The gnome gave no reply.
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Gemma had gone mad. Not only had she gone mad but she was irrelevant. No TV Jobs , No money and Nowhere to turn.
There's only one place that Skint Mad People are accepted , and that's the Mafia.
Gemma waddled to the 3rd story of her Essex Mansion and walked into her Bedroom , She pulled open her chest of drawers and pulled out a neon pink laptop.
She sat on the end of her bed and typed in her password. "ClaustrophobicDiva124"
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Once logged in she accessed the Dark Web and typed in 'Available Mafia Jobs'
There was 1 result.
"Exes and Ohs , Female Mafia Group , Based in London , Looking for member , If interested meet in Camden Market , Thursday at 3:40AM"
Gemma screamed , She dived out of her bed and started dancing. She was so excited she shit herself , No word of a lie.
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Gemma quickly ran to the toilet to clean it up but she was disturbed by a knock on the door.
That's when it clicked , Her agent was coming to do a photoshoot with her to try lure in more jobs.
She couldn't go to the door covered in Shit , But she couldn't not anwser it otherwise she'd lose more jobs.
She was faced with a Dilemma.
She turned to her side and saw the Towel Rack , PERFECT.
She took one of her Luxury Towels and wrapped it around her waste. She then proceeded to walk downstairs and opened her door.
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To her suprise , It wasn't her agent. It was something Much , MUCH , Worse.
