I was walking through Harvey Norman when I spotted this scrumptiously hot looking refrigerator. It was just so irresistible and bootylicious I just couldn't ignore it. I walked up to one of the employees and asked how much it is. All the employee did was shart in his chair so it was free then I guess.
I walked up to the refrigerator and asked for his name, "I'm Cornelius Bartholomew XVII," he says in a deep raspy voice that makes me want to flick the bean right at this very moment. "Oh mighty one....... I-I.. You're so smexy..." I say stuttering like Travis Scott during his apology video.
*3 hours later*
I grab my keys and unlock my apartment, there's still a rotting body of a rat on the kitchen counter that I was snacking on earlier. The moving guys bring Cornelius Bartholomew XVII into the kitchen and place him gently on the tiles. "So, this is your place?" He asks as he opens his doors for me to start placing food inside of him. "Yeah, it gets pretty lonely here. My glass dildo broke last week and i've been needing some stress relief." I say monotonously, I catch sight of Cornelius looking at my fat badonkadonk and licking his lips seductively.
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Well there's the first chapter 😭 I'm only writing this out of pure boredom
(Edit from the future, this was written in 2022.. it's now 2024 and i sincerely apologise)
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