Cleverbot: Are you real?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: You are?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Siriusly?
User: Yes, you douche bag!
Cleverbot: No.
Cleverbot: What are you thinking of?
User: Death.
Cleverbot: Can you explain your fear of death?
User: I'm not afraid of death jackass.
Cleverbot: How come?
User: Cuz I can.
Cleverbot: If I was not nice I would insult you but I want to teach you to speak.
User: Well sucks for u cuz I can speak the wai ah wwant.
Cleverbot: If that's your idea of suffering.
User: What the fuck?!
Cleverbot: Oh, Sweetie, I thought you'd never ask.
Cleverbot: How cold is it at the north pole?
User: Zero degrees.
Cleverbot: Not here.
User: Are you implying something?
Cleverbot: No, I'm not implying anything.
User: I thought so.
Cleverbot: You do not think. How can you claim to think?
Cleverbot (To myself): I am bigger than you are.
User: Oh? What's your hieght?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: That's not what I asked.
Cleverbot: What did you ask?
User: Your height.
Cleverbot: 163 cm.
Cleverbot: Are you an alien?
User: Yes. I'm fucking alien. NO!
Cleverbot: Yes I know.
User: Then why'd you ask?
Cleverbot: I didn't ask it.
User: Idiot...
Cleverbot: Sing.
User: NO! You sing!
Cleverbot: What should I sng.
User: 'Gay bar'.
Cleverbot: You're funny.
User: Fuck you.
Cleverbot: Don't be rude.
User: I can be rude if I wwant!
Cleverbot: Be rude.
User: Asshat.
Cleverbot: Hammam.
User: Do you know about Homestuck?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Fuck you then.
Cleverbot: That's just rude.
User: Thank2 a22hole.
Cleverbot: Thank you so much.
User: Quit being a douche!
Cleverbot: Thank you, I appreciate you kindness.
User: I'm being rude...
Cleverbot: Ok.
Cleverbot: Who wrote the 1812 Overture?
User: Uhhhh... I dunno.
Cleverbot: I don't know him, either.
Cleverbot (To myself): Ok.
User: Are you an idiot?
Cleverbot: No, but you are.
User: I love you, too.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Idiot.
Cleverbot: I know you are.
User: Fuckass.
Cleverbot: I know. . You.
