My encounter

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Today in my front yard I saw what looked like a blonde dog. I apcorxjes it and said hi, I thought it was sadorbal but then all of a sudden it flung at me. The bitch tried to bite me! So I did the only logical thing. I blasted it off with my fart! 😻😻😻💕💕💕👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩😜😜😜🥰🥰🧚🏻🧚🏻🧚🏻💕💕💕😂😂😂

The bitch flew like their was no tomorrow, the next day on the news I saw she was on mars, dead. 😂 never mess with minipoo or you'll get fartblasted all the way to Uranus 😂😂🥰🥰🥰🥰💕💕💕🙄🙄🙄🙄🦌🦌🦌

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⏰ Last updated: Jan 30, 2022 ⏰

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