rick woke up on a crusty saturday morning. "ugh" he groans, he has another hangover. he glances over to his bedside table, tissues and lotion, from last nights antics. he cant get y/n out of his head.
he stands up and walks to the living room. where morty is beating his meat . "wtf morty" he exclaims quietly. "oh no rick, i didnt think you were alive," morty starts ascending into rhe air snd bursts into a ball of flames.
rick sighs, "im too hungover for this".
he grabs his cellphone from the counter, and remembers what happened last night. he found y/ns onlyfans, and he jerked off so intensly that his dick fell off.
"i should call y/n" he ponders.
he grabbs his cellphone tightly and dials y/ns phone
1800 476 476
"h-hey rick" y/n shyly greets rick over the phone
rick gets a boner just from hearing her voice
"come over" rick eays
"o-okay b-b-but why would you w-wanna hang out with m-m-m-me?- " y/n shyly shyly responds as she franticly gets dressed.
"bcuz ur so hot and sexy y/n i need to fuck" rick responds
"ok daddy coming over rn" y/n says in a chad voice.
rick drinks vodka
HEY GUYS SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING SO SOON, I GOT INTO A CAR CRASH, MY FATHER LEFT ME, MY MOTHER BECAME AN ILLEGAL SEX WORKER AND MY DOG GOT DIABETES, BUT IM OKAYY!!! JUST TOOK A MENTAL HEALTH BREAK
NEW UPDATE SOON!! LUV U BABES XX
-author chan 🥺
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Fanfictionrick sanchez, the cool, alcoholic scientist with a giant dynamite cock. he loves y/n but... hes too scared to admit it, y/n has depression and only dresses in black, she has a nose piercing and rick finds the emo baddies so sexy. he thinks that y/n...
