"your such an idiot" ~ a book of oneshots

"what is wrong with you?" [James x Mark]

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two characters funny moment

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          mark layed exhausted in his warm bed combating the blizzarding cold from the outside forces of nature. enjoying the quiet his collegues would usually bring to his attention  after a night out of drinking and bantering about the latest news about football. instead, since the craziest one of the 3, Smoke was off in America doing god knows what means he'd have atleast some alonetime till he returns with his daughter, Charlie. 

His phone suddenly broke the silence with a quiet ring. the brit would roll over carefully making sure not to bare any skin outside of the heated blankets he gotten for christmas. reading the text, 

[12:34]

"you look like you talk about bruno" 

'of course its james' mark thought to himself, questioning if his fellow friend was drunk or not, most likely so. it was afterall james' downtime and he had nearly all the time in the world on his hands after his daughter went to bed. afterall she goes to bed quite early according to James.

[12:37]

"the fuck are you talking about?"

[12:38]

0:00 ❍─────── 0:10

he figured he was drunk, too drunk to type out anything so now hes resorting to voice messages. as long as hes safe Mark really cant complain, nor could he do anything really besides call 911 for him. he put the speaker up to his ear and he listened.

it was completely silent, the starting guitar instrumental to the song played in the background of the voice message.

"we dont talk about brunaurnaurnaur, we dont talk about brunarrr~" 

he sung quietly into the phone before the message cut short.

Mark was lost for words. Charlie as far as he knew, loved Disney movies but James actually watching them and paying attention to them? not only that but reciting atleast a peice of it without lyrics guiding him? 

[12:45]

"you sound like your having a goodnight, jamie"

he rolled on to his stomach- listening to the quiet heating system humming through the base far too invested in James' nightly chaos but far too tired to wake up or get out of bed for that manner, to show someone.

[12:50]

"what animal is the pink panther"