This has been the job so far...
A night has been fulfilled... But anew arrived and the corpse returns to work alone... But a favorite friend... Came along.
-Crow Father.
Alucard: Ok... Pffft.... Can I just say something?
(y/n): I mean... Go ahead?
Alucard: Alright! Ahem!
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Alucard: (y/n) (l/n)... The Grim Reaper... The Black Flames... The Consumer of Souls... Ruled endless amount of realms, devoured every souls and fear by Angels and Demons...
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(y/n): I don't like where-
Alucard: IS F*CKING WORKING AT FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S!!! DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHERE YOU'RE AT?!?!?
(y/n): At my job? In the office... Making sure nothing happens?
Alucard: ... You're... You're f*cking kidding me, right?
Back at the Pizzeria, you were sitting the office, watching every cameras and keeping eye on the Animatronics... However you didn't come alone as Alucard stood next to you as he leans in, both your cheeks pushed together as Alucard points towards the screen.
Alucard: The f*ck is wrong with Bonny?
(y/n): Who?
Alucard: The f*cking Bunny, of course. Why the hell is he sitting in the corner?
You blinked your eyes before seeing "Bonny", indeed sitting in the corner, rubbing his cheek as the Bear was comforting the Bunny.
(y/n): Hmm... Maybe it has to do with me slapping him around last night.
Alucard: Have you seriously been slapping a Animatronic around? Do you even have an idea what's inside those suits?
(y/n): Just Machines wearing animal costumes.
Alucard looks at you, blinking his eyes before he shrugs.
Alucard: I'll just not tell you then.
You stared at Alucard, not really caring about the history of the Pizzeria as you looked back at the Tablet.
???: Pizzaaaaaaaaa...
You and Alucard turned around, Alucard pushed the light button and spotted the Chicken standing there... It looks excited to see you as Alucard looks at you.
Alucard: Let me guess, you fed Chica some Pizza?
(y/n): All I did was toss a box of Pizza at it. Ugh...
You rolled your eyes before getting up from Your chair and made your way towards "Chica", holding a warm slice of Pizza in your hand before you slowly raised the Pizza.
(y/n): Here, take the damn slice and go.
Chica: Pizzaaaaaaa...
Chica slowly leans towards the Pizza in your hand, opening it's robotic mouth... Suddenly it snapped and chomped onto your whole hand with the Pizza... There was silence in the air as you starred at the Chicken before immediately swinging a right hook at Chica, launching the Animatronic across the hall before seeing it crash into Bonny in the distance.
[Timeskip Alucard, sleeping on the chair as (y/n) sat on his lap, going through the tablet and doing his job.]
Alucard: Hey, Bff?
(y/n): What's up, Al?
Alucard: You really need to check on The Police Girl often.
(y/n): Uhm... Why is that?
Alucard: Well you see, when a Waifu isn't with his Husbando for long, she will begin to pleasure herself and gets very desperate for her Husbando. So in other words, she will go Bat Sh*t Insane if you do go and f*ck her.
(y/n): Hmm... Nope.
Alucard: Well, don't be surprised if she finds you and turn you into a C*m Fountain again.
You immediately shivered from the memory of Seras taking extreme advantages of you. As the night remained, you and Alucard waited for Six AM to arrive... However Alucard was rather bored... And he asked a question.
Alucard: Do you wanna like... Have s*x?
(y/n): What?
Alucard: Shoot each other with guns! Come on, are we reeaaally going to do nothing till Six AM?
You replied with a nod, not really interested in playing around tonight as Alucard groan in boredom... However, he noticed that you weren't looking, he grinned before slowly raising his iconic pistol and took aim...
(y/n): Hmm... Where is-
Alucard: (Y/N) THINK FAST!!!
You tilted your head to the side before Alicard pulled the trigger... Hearing the gun shot loud and clear... However, after a bit of silence has passed, you heard a thud.
Alucard/(y/n): Eh?
You two slowly turned your heads, seeing a red Fox Animatronic on the ground, twitching and sparking as everything slowly fades to black.
(y/n): I didn't know we have a Fox Animatronic.
Alucard: Of course you didn't...
And so, everything fades to black as the title "Five Nights At Freddy's" appeared as the title is untouched and silence fills the air.
YOU ARE READING
Many Nights With Reaper.
FanfictionSometimes... Even a Consumer of Realms and souls needs a job, right?