alex and momo both rolled over, panting and full of sweat, momo leaned over to the nightstand to grab alexs pack while alex tied off the condom and tossed in the trash, where it landed directly in it.
"good throw" momo said as he passed alex a cigarette and a lighter
"thanks! i'm a quarterback." he replied while lighting up his cig while momo did the same
they talked about alexs football playing for a bit until alex stretched and turned over on his side facing momo, checking the alarm clock on his bed side for a second
"still early, I'm gonna sleep for a bit, wanna come with me for a trip to the gas station after?" alex of course being tired after not sleeping the whole night bc he's a prick
momo hugged his giant bat squishmellow (the one that alex said he hated bc it took up his whole bed even though he hogged it more than momo did)
"yeah sure, i wanna get another vape anyway, im sick of newport's"
"ah fuck you" alex yawned "night little blue, love ur ass"
momo pet his hair and was greeted with a warm smile and sigh from alex
"love you, fat dick" he replied
momo tried sleeping for a while but it never happened, he scrolled through twitter, his only fans, instagram, even tried watching youtube, but still, nothing.
momo was staring at the ceiling listening to alex lightly snore. until he has the best idea ever.
with alexs heavy sleeping, momo decided to give him full glam, foundation, contour, even some lashes and lipstick, and he did, only jolting and stepping back when alex would snore, twitch or talk in his sleep. he took a picture and giggled to himself, now all their was was to wait until alex woke up.
after a few hours, alex awoke with a stretch and momo tried to contain his laughter.
alex wiped his mouth, luckily he sprayed setting spray in the foundation and used a lip stain.
"was i drooling? my face feels sticky as fuck."
momo nodded
"yeah, the entire bed was sopping wet"
alex shrugged "let me throw some clothes on and we'll go" momo got up and decided to do the same thing.
once they walked downstairs darren and eddie looked at alex with wide eyes
"wow" eddie said with a bizarre face "you look...beautiful, alex."
momo gave them both a "shh" gesture behind alexs back
"yeah i know, you fuckers want anything from the gas station?"
eddie did his best to look serious while darren tried to hide his laughter behind his kraft box he was eating.
"uhh nahhh man. we're good"
they both walked out and approached alexs car "fuckin weirdos" alex said as he unlocked his car door and slid inside
the car drive was hilarious, seeing alexs road rage while having a full face of makeup on was absolutely wonderful.
momo also realized how reckless of a driver alex was because he never looked at his rear view mirror to even notice something was up
the gas station was even funnier, seeing alex barely notice the weird looks he was getting bc of how he basically still sleeping, alex bought a pack of cigarettes, a vape for momo, and other random shit they wanted.
when they finally got into the car momo pulled out his phone
"alex, let's take a picture"
alex turned his head to look at momos phone, confused for a second thinking it was a filter, until he realized it wasn't
"WHAT THE FUUUUCKKKKKK" alex said through a smile while momo was almost pissing his pants laughing.
alex grabbed the phone out of momos hands and took a closer look at himself
"oh you fuckin prick" alex said while laughing
"what? i wanted to make you look like a pretty slut, you know how much fuckin concealer it took to cover up that peach fuzz mustache of yours?"
"you know what? i'm not even mad, i look fuckin hot"
momo and alex laughed and bullied each other the whole way home
once they got home alex sat on the toilet while momo removed his makeup, with alex screaming and being dramatic while alex was having his fake eyelashes pulled off.
