The fanfic I wrote in someones dms

Chapter 2 - An Enemy Stand Approaches

I'm writing this to tell you what happened next. And well they made pasta of course :D

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They burned the house in the process lmao.

"OH NO MY HOUSE!" yells the Rock. He was clutching onto his beloved book 'The communist manifesto'. They stood outside the house that was.. well burning. "It's alright bbq you're safe, because I, your hero saved you". The Rock Dwayne Johnson sadly forgot grandma rock. She now is dead. "Anyway let's go to a friends house. His name is KSI. Not to be mistaken for KFC."

After the events of stuffing themselves with pasta and burning the house in the progress, Dwayne and the manifesto walked on foot to KSI's place. The chilling evening wind blowing from every direction restricting them from moving. "HOLD ON MY DEAR" yells Rock losing his grip on the beloved book.

Dwayne knew what had to be done. It's what every sane person would have done, and that is of course a training montage! Starting with 100 pushups and a 100 pullups and for the end 1000 squats. That's what it took for the Rock to be stronger that this quite strong wind.

Dwayne the Rock Johnson tightened his grip on the book. He breathed in as much as possible, which was a lot, and out blew the wind. Screw the wind.

"Okay now that that's done" Rock said and he continued "We should really go, we really need a place to stay". They continued walking. After like 2 hours of walking they were finally there. KSI's house.

The Dwayne walked up to the front door and knocked... Silence. A nervous laugh came out of his luscious lips as he knocked again, this time louder. Still nothing.. "oh my guacamole" said Dwayne. Since he had no time for tomfoolery he just kicked down the door.

They entered the house noticing a figure at the back of the living room, which wasn't very alive... Hitting the lights and having a better look it was the one and only KSI, the man they were kinda searching for.

"What the hell man!" screeched KSI who was dressed as a vampire. Hey it's October who can judge a guy for looking like he came out a coffin 5 seconds ago. "Hey buddy! Our house was quirky and burned down, can we stay at yours?" Rock spoke casually.

Change of POVS.. KSI POV

'We?' I thought. I took a closer.. 'Ayo who that hot chick with him?'

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To be continued